KATG 3026: The Adams Family

The Rise of David Assman; Keith, Chemda, and Valentine's Day; Keith, Chuck E. Cheese's, and the new kids; puppies eating sex toys and road rage against an ex; Aunt Chemda's nephew; Dina Lohan to marry complete stranger; Robert De Niro's meltdown; Alita: Battle Angel and The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part reviewed; Michelle Rodriguez defends Liam Neeson's racism; Empire's Jussie Smollett's seemingly made up hate crime; Ryan Adams' underage sexting and abusive behavior; Anthony Weiner out of jail February 18, 2019

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— Double Down: Keith and Chemda are in studio getting an update on David Assman’s stance against the government for not allowing him to have his last name on his license plate
— St. Valentine: Keith and Chemda recount their Valentine's Day activities and gift exchanges
— She’s On It: Keith recounts his trip to Chuck E. Cheese's with his girlfriend and her children
— This Made The News: British woman Jenna Crosier accidentally accepted a neighbor's package when the neighbor wasn't home but then her puppy ripped it apart and chewed on what was inside: a sex toy. Another British woman, Julie, was involved in a road rage fight and realized partway through it that the other driver was her ex-husband who she hadn’t seen in 20 years.
— Auntie Chemda: Handicapable Chemda went to Long Island to spend time with her very active nephew Max
— Celebrities Do The Darndest Things: Dina Lohan revealed to her Celebrity Big Brother roommates that she has been in a 5-year relationship with — and plans to marry — a man whom she has never met in person. Meanwhile, Robert De Niro had a hissy fit outside of the Manhattan courthouse because his driver wasn’t showing up at the right place while paparazzi were bothering him.
— Whacking Off In Row 3: Keith discusses Alita: Battle Angel and reviews The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
— Hate-Fucking: Michelle Rodriguez defended Liam Neeson's seemingly racist past by saying he can't be racist based on the deep tongue-kissing he gave Viola Davis in Widows
— MAGA Country: New information has surfaced in the investigation of the dubious hate crime committed against Empire's Jussie Smollett
— Oops Where’s This Gonna Go: The New York Times came out with details of singer/songwriter Ryan Adams abusive, manipulative, and underage-sexting past, which includes Mandy Moore and a 14-year-old girl. Keith explains the difference between Ryan Adams and Bryan Adams.
— Hard Time: Pedophile Anthony Weiner is out of jail after serving 15 months of his 21-month sentence for sexting a 15-year-old girl

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David Assman taking back the power

Andrea's beautiful gift

Kyle and Keith

The suspicious Chuck E. Cheese's pizza

Shane Dawson, the YouTuber who busted the Chuck E. Cheese's case wide open

Dina Lohan

Robert De Niro

Michelle Rodriguez

Liam Neeson not being racist with Viola Davis

Jussie Smollett

Abimbola 'Abel' and Olabinjo 'Ola' Osundairo, the men who Jussie allegedly paid to assault him

Ryan Adams, the creep

Bryan Adams, the angel

Jenny Lewis and Phoebe Bridgers, victims or Ryan Adams

KATG 3025: Reality Blows w/ Nick Maritato

Weight watchers; facial hair; reality TV; food addiction; video games with your students; El Chapo found guilty February 14, 2019

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— Weight Watcher: We have Nick Maritato in studio recounting his year-long process of losing weight on the ketogenic diet
— The Penis You Could Show: Nick has been growing his beard out. Flippantly, he asked his girlfriend if she likes it. She's been hating it.
— The Real World: Nick hosts a podcast about reality TV with his girlfriend. He explains his TV obsession.
— Never Full: Nick and Chemda discuss how food addiction manifests itself in their lives
— Inappropriate Internet Conduct: Brooklyn gym teacher Brett Belsky was fired after it was discovered he was playing Fortnite with his students as a reward for getting their work done
— The Lawyer In Sleepers: El Chapo, the notorious Mexican drug lord, has been found guilty on all 10 charges at his NYC trail

Guests

Nick Maritato

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Nick Maritato

Nick and Ashley's podcast

The original cast of The Real World

The late Pedro Zamora

Brett Belsky, Fortnite gym teacher

El Chapo

KATG 3024: For the Birds w/ Joe Pontillo

Your parents on social media; Dave Assman not allowed his name on his license plate; Joe owns 7 birds; Justin Bieber's celibacy and marriage to Hailey Baldwin; best man speeches February 12, 2019

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— Delete Your Account: We have Joe Pontillo in studio explaining his parents' social media habits
— Like A Thumb: Dave Assman is upset that his motor vehicle borough won't allow him to personalize his last name on a license plate
— Watch List: Joe discusses his Valentine's Day plans, his relationship with his wife, and his 7 birds
— I’m a Belieber: In an interview with Vogue, Justin Bieber said that he went a year without having sex before his marriage to Hailey Baldwin to strengthen his relationship with God, and that, as a reward, God gave him Hailey to marry and have sex with
— Give Him The Light: Joe discusses his wedding and how guys almost always ruin best man speeches
— She’s Italian: Joe’s in-laws live close by and drop by his apartment often

Guests

Joe Pontillo

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Joe Pontillo

Dave Assman

Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber

KATG 3023: Music to My Ears w/ Shane Mauss

Chemda's spoon collection; Valentine's Day; psychedelics and life lessons; anti-vaxxers; 2019 Grammy Awards February 11, 2019

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— Arbitration: We have Shane Mauss in studio mediating between Keith and Chemda after Chemda clanged her spoon again
— Pancakes On The Grave: Shane gets an update on Keith and Chemda’s love lives. Shane was celibate for an entire year and no longer watches porn.
— St. Valentine: The gang discusses their Valentine's Day plans and their feelings on the holiday in general. Chemda rekindled an old friendship and is wondering if hanging out on Valentine’s Day would send mixed messages.
— Home IS Where The Heart Is: Shane discusses the lessons he learned while making his movie about psychedelics. 36% of KATG listeners have done psychedelic drugs.
— Rebel Rebel: 18-year-old Ohio teen Ethan Lindenberger, who was raised without any vaccinations, got himself inoculated after seeing an anti-vaxxer debate on Facebook
— The Oscars Of Music: The gang reviews the winners of the 2019 Grammy Awards, and they go over the Record of the Year nominees and what makes Keith cry

Guests

Shane Mauss

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Shane Mauss

Ethan Lindenberger

Kacey Musgraves

Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino

Cardi B

Drake

Dua Lipa

Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper

Ariana Grande

H.E.R.

Ella Mai

Pharrell Williams

Kendrick Lamar

Jay Rock

Future

The Carters

Willie Nelson

St. Vincent

SZA

Brandi Carlile

Post Malone

21 Savage

Zedd, Maren Moris, and Grey

Bad Bunny

J. Balvin

KATG 3022: The Flying V w/ Kerryn Feehan

The American Meme; Kerryn's sex and dating life; Ellen Page vs. Chris Pratt; New York Post and SNL; Viggo Mortensen, Liam Neeson, and black people; Virginia's blackface problem and the KKK in Keith's hometown; Keith vs. The Ballet; Valentine's Day; Delta and Coca-Cola's intrusive marketing campaign; throwing out wedding mementos; a dating app based on your refrigerator; YOU; ridiculous pornography February 10, 2019

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— Pound Town: We have Kerryn Feehan in studio discussing social media, The American Meme, and joke thievery
— Slavery Play: Kerryn gives us an update on her sex life and the heckler whom she slept with
— Ellen RAMPage: Actress Ellen Page publicly called out Chris Pratt for attending Hillsong Church, an infamously anti-LGBTQ church
— Poking Fun: The New York Post covered the Saturday Night Live sketch that mocked their ridiculous pun titles, specifically the story of Amazon's Jeff Bezos getting extorted by National Enquirer owner David Pecker
— Touch Of Nuts: The gang discusses Viggo Mortensen's use of the N-word and Liam Neeson's urge to kill a black bastard
— Stop Being Surprised: Virginia's governor and attorney general have been caught having previously worn blackface. Meanwhile, in Keith’s hometown of Somerset, PA, the KKK has been leaving flyers on people’s driveways in an effort to recruit.
— 69th Position: Keith recounts his second trip to the ballet
— Sex Giving: The gang discusses the protocols for Valentine's Day
— Mile High Surprise: Delta and Coca Cola issued an apology after their marketing campaign encouraging passengers to hit on each other by writing on napkins wasn’t well-received
— Worth This Blender: Keith is finally throwing out his marriage mementos, including cards and the wedding time capsule. Chemda has been getting rid of framed photos of her and her ex.
— Refrigerdating: Samsung launched a dating app that matches people based on the content of their fridges. Chemda thinks of a dating app idea based on the music you stream.
— Documentary: Keith finished the impractical TV show YOU
— Ropes On Her Face: The gang discusses ridiculous pornography

Guests

Kerryn Feehan

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Kerryn Feehan

Kerryn's comic: Earnest Goes to Poundtown

Ellen Page vs. Chris Pratt

Hillsong Church

The SNL sketch featuring and the original New York Post headline

SNL's headline alternative

Viggo Mortensen

Liam Neeson

Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam and his past (he's in blackface)

Attorney General Mark Herring, who admitted to wearing blackface

Delta and Coca-Cola's swing and a miss

Keith, Brother Love, and Keith's parents on the big day

"This is gonna last forever!"

The happy couple

Another happy couple

The guestbook

The Time Capsule

5 years later...

New York and Ireland together forever

The refridgerdating app

KATG 3021: Get That Nut w/ Patrick Schroeder

The origins of The Good, The Dad, and The Ugly and KATG; being fired from menial jobs and relationships; sex and dirty talk; Chemda and gold-paved streets; healthcare(?); Oscars 2019 will be without a host; after a black man raped a loved one, Liam Neeson went out to find a black man to kill February 7, 2019

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— The Abuser And The Pretty Girl: We have Patrick Schroeder in studio trying to make sense of his podcast title/pun The Good, The Dad, and The Ugly, which leads to Keith and Chemda explaining the origin of the title Keith and The Girl and people’s reactions to it.
— Can’t Give A Shit: Patrick explains why he gets fired from menial jobs and relationships
— Go On, Girl: Patrick isn’t a big fan of sex and even less of dirty talk
— It All Evens Out: While Life is out to ruin Chemda, Life still leaves money on the streets of NYC for her to find
— Healthcare?: Chemda spent 3 hours on the phone with her insurance provider to find out they are trying to not cover her hospital expenses. Patrick, who has Type 1 diabetes, commiserates on how difficult it is to deal with the U.S. healthcare system.
— BUT WHO WILL...?!: The Oscars 2019 ceremony is set to go with no host for the first time in 30 years
— Just Sayin': Actor Liam Neeson admitted in an interview that after a loved one was raped by a black man, he wandered the streets searching for a black man to murder

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Patrick Schroeder

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Patrick Schroeder

Kevin Hart

Liam Neeson

KATG 3020: The Good, The Chode, and The Ugly w/ Will Winner

Keith vs. Cindy Adams; OCD tendencies; Riley Reid and emotional attachments; dating age differences; living lie-free; bad breakups, praying hands, and cocaine; Super Bowl fights; Pete Davidson dating Kate Beckinsale; Jeff Bezos's $20 million pulled Super Bowl ad; your family name February 6, 2019

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— Only In New York: Keith catches up with his archenemy Cindy Adams
— Eucalyptus Vibes: The gang covers listener feedback and Last Week on KATG host Bianca Brady's OCD tendencies
— Girthy: We have Will Winner in studio explaining the frequent references to his dick size on his podcast The Good, The Dad, and The Ugly
— Softie: Will, a big fan of porn star Riley Reid, discusses the women he sleeps with and his emotional attachments
— Dicknotized: The gang discusses how Will, 32-years-old, is dating a 24-year-old
— Full Disclosure: Will vowed to not tell any lies in 2018, and he shares his experiences
— A White Winter: Will got a large tattoo of praying hands shortly after a bad breakup last year. He discusses the split and his recovery with the help of cocaine.
— Super Bowl LIII: Will watched the Super Bowl at a Brooklyn bar and had an altercation with a stranger claiming Will stole a friend's phone
— Rubberband Man: 23-year-old comedian Pete Davidson is dating 45-year-old actress Kate Beckinsale
— Billions: Jeff Bezos, the CEO of Amazon, pulled the plug on a $20,000,000 Super Bowl ad for his space-flight company Blue Origin after it was revealed that his mistress, Lauren Sanchez, helped shoot footage for the commercial
— Cheeseman: Will discusses the origins of his family name

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Will Winner

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Cindy Adams

Will Winner

Bianca's purse drawer

Riley Reid

The post-breakup tattoo

23-year-old Pete Davidson and new lover 45-year-old Kate Beckinsale

Jeff Bezos and his mistress Lauren Sanchez

KATG 3019: Task Rabbit and Other Dating Apps w/ Jessie Jolles

Dating a therapist; what celibacy taught Chemda; men and penis sensitivity; stalking and YOU; Ariana Grande's twice miswritten tattoo; man caught by police through his bragging tweet; how to respond to a sneeze February 5, 2019

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— Swipe Right: We have Jessie Jolles in studio giving us an update on her newest ingenious dating app idea
— Getting In Touch With Stuff: Jessie gives an update in her recent relationship with a therapist and discusses what Chemda has learned so far during her celibacy
— High Anxiety: Jessie and Chemda discuss how sensitive men are when you see their dicks for the first time
— Creepin': Australian police officer Adrian Trevor Moore was arrested for using the police database to snoop on women he met on dating apps. The gang discusses how to properly court somebody without being strange. The group talks about the stalker series YOU.
— I Like Sushi?: Ariana Grande got Japanese characters tattooed to her hand that she believed read 7 Rings. It ended up reading Japanese Finger BBQ.
— Kill Yourself: Wanted criminal Chris Mitchell mocked the Burlington Police by posting that warrants are a game of hide and seek. The police immediately won the game.
— Chemda!: Listener Mike asks what he should do instead of saying 'bless you' after people sneeze

Guests

Jessie Jolles

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Jessie Jolles

Adrian Trevor Moore

YOU

Ariana Grande and her Japenese BBQ finger

KATG 3018: Good Clean Fun

Keith's family history and his amazing singing ability; Keith's friend Richard Marx; man caught on tape faking awkward slip and fall; Super Bowl LIII and Keith's new children; Best Drunk Kevin Doucet writes in February 4, 2019

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— You’ll Cry When I Die: Keith had a 2 hr. 23 min. conversation with his parents over the weekend and learned slightly more about his family history
— Children Of The Night: Keith is friends with singer Richard Marx via a grammar beef on Twitter
— Everybody Has Friends: Alexander Goldinsky of New Jersey was caught on a security camera throwing ice on the floor and then fake-slipping
— Super Bowl LIII: The gang gives the rundown of Keith’s Super Bowl party, the game, Maroon 5, the bets, and the meeting of Keith's new children. Andrea Allan comes on mic to discuss the atmosphere while high on edibles.
— KATGuh All-Star: We read an email from Best Drunk winner Kevin Doucet explaining his phone call nervousness

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Richard Marx

The Beatles and their raw sexual energy

Elvis and his perverted hips

Alexander Goldinsky, fake slip and faller

Maroon 5

Gladys Knight

The first Super Bowl male cheerleader

The Donald

KATG 3017: Impractical Jokers w/ Mike Finoia

Artie Lange, addicts, and family dynamics; psychedelics and anxiety; not living with your spouse; behind-the-scenes of Impractical Jokers; Super Bowl LIII and fantasy football; forgetting the Holocaust; Pete Davidson on Ariana Grande January 31, 2019

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— Deep Waters: We have Mike Finoia in studio discussing his history with addicts, interviewing Artie Lange, and family dynamics
— Uppers And Downers: Mike discusses how uppers help him with his anxiety and ADD, and the gang discusses the benefits of psychedelics
— Up Close And Personal: Mike discusses life with the wife that he doesn't live with
— Dump In Your Ankles: Mike discusses what it’s like to write and produce Impractical Jokers, and Keith has a great trick for his Super Bowl party
— Wedding Crasher: Mike recounts ruining a wedding with his insane hangover dumps
— Dungeons And Dragons For Jocks: Keith and Mike discuss the upcoming Super Bowl LIII, Tom Brady, and fantasy football
— Space Tornadoes: 62% of millennials in North America don't know that 6,000,000 Jews were killed in the Holocaust, and 52% can’t name one single concentration camp or ghetto. 1 in 20 people - of all ages - don't believe the Holocaust was real.
— The Long Con: While performing at an NYC comedy club, Pete Davidson called his ex-fiancée Ariana Grande a sick genius for telling people he was well-endowed because now all future women he'll be with will be disappointed. He also recounts first hearing thank u, next” while wearing a clown costume backstage on Saturday Night Live.

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Mike Finoia

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Mike Finoia

Mike's podcast

Artie Lange

Tom Brady

Ace Davis

Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande

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