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KATG 3255: The Mask

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, President Trump, and Tommy Lee; a tiger has COVID-19; kids vs. virtual school; Pat Robertson blames the coronavirus on giving women oral sex; drug dealers’ group texts; Louis C.K. has a new stand-up special and hopes you’re doing well while his daughters hate him; Rosemary’s Baby and Mia Farrow April 6, 2020
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The C.K.s
The C.K.s
Rosemary's Baby
Rosemary's Baby
Mia "Angel Face" Farrow (21) and Frank "Frankie" Sinatra (50)
Mia "Angel Face" Farrow (21) and Frank "Frankie" Sinatra (50)
Pals Roman Polanski and Woody Allen
Pals Roman Polanski and Woody Allen
The TV movie sequel
The TV movie sequel

KATG 3254: Use Code KATG w/ Andrea Allan

USA’s highest unemployment record (currently 6.6 million), UK having 500 deaths a day; Andrea’s coronavirus infection; the new way of dating apps; President Trump proud of his TV ratings; KATG.com/chat and KATG Week; Xerxes April 2, 2020
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Andrea AllanAndrea Allan

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Andrea Allan
Andrea Allan
NYC's Empire State Building siren
NYC's Empire State Building siren

Andrea's first moments of freedom
Andrea's first moments of freedom


Chemda and Xerxes
Chemda and Xerxes

KATG 3253: Kyle Hates Movies w/ Kyle Ocasio

Trump extends social distant guidelines and gives Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan the business; Jerry Falwell Jr.’s human Petri dish; Catholic confessions cancelled; The iHeart Living Room Concert for America; The Master and Keith’s misunderstood love; Yesterday revisited; Keith’s 911 call; Keith, sucking dick for your brother, and the delivery guy; Keith’s drug deal; KATG’s producer’s coronavirus March 31, 2020
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Kyle OcasioKyle Ocasio

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The Lovebirds
The Lovebirds
Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan
Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan
Mr. President with the Falwell Jr.s
Mr. President with the Falwell Jr.s

The Master
The Master

Andrea Allan and The KATG Globe
Andrea Allan and The KATG Globe
The Kitchen Dance
The Kitchen Dance




KATG 3252: Better Off Dead

50% enjoy this new way of living; Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and COVID-19; hospital problems and coronavirus testing; Stairway to Heaven's day in court March 27, 2020
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photo by Tim Dimond
photo by Tim Dimond
Diamond Dogs on KATG.com/app
Diamond Dogs on KATG.com/app
Harvey and Cosby
Harvey and Cosby
NY Governor Andrew "Mario" Cuomo
NY Governor Andrew "Mario" Cuomo
Spirit vs. Led Zeppelin
Spirit vs. Led Zeppelin
Kyle's post-nail-filing work
Kyle's post-nail-filing work

KATG 3251: New York Tough

COVID-19, divorce inquiries up 50%, and financial struggles; President Trump, TV doctors, and Pornhub; politicians manipulating the stock market; Keith’s dad revisited; God, your prayers, and Jerry Falwell Jr.; Keith’s drumming skills; MAtt died practicing for the Appalachian Trail March 25, 2020
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CNN's Chris "Fredo" Cuomo and NY Governor Andrew Cuomo
CNN's Chris "Fredo" Cuomo and NY Governor Andrew Cuomo
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio
Times Square
Times Square
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis
Jerry Falwell Jr.
Jerry Falwell Jr.
Believe your eyes (not your ears)
Believe your eyes (not your ears)
MAtt Baer
MAtt Baer
The vehicle in question
The vehicle in question
So... probably not getting that hat now...
So... probably not getting that hat now...

KATG 3250: Making Bread

COVID-19, sex, and relationships; coronavirus wedding; Keith's dad reaches out; Cardi B, Lil Nas X, and royalties; Kenny Rogers folds 'em March 23, 2020
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Home protection
Home protection
Cancer Station Zero
Cancer Station Zero
Oh, the Ripping You'll Do!
Oh, the Ripping You'll Do!
Chemda staying alive
Chemda staying alive
The COVID-19 Wedding
The COVID-19 Wedding

Cardi B
Cardi B
Lil Nas X and Trent Reznor
Lil Nas X and Trent Reznor
Kenny Rogers, RIP
Kenny Rogers, RIP

KATG 3249: Imagine

Our fearless leader; sex and the coronavirus; hate crimes and the Chinese Virus; Playboy’s final print edition; Gal Gadot’s Imagine, Vanessa Hudgen’s callousness, and tone deaf celebrities; multi-millionaire televangelists explain the importance of continuing to tithe; Keith’s siblings all know about The Dad Emails March 20, 2020
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O. J. Simpson needs an open golf course
O. J. Simpson needs an open golf course
The end of an era
The end of an era
Dennis Quaid and Laura Savoie, young love
Dennis Quaid and Laura Savoie, young love
Celebrities bringing the world together
Celebrities bringing the world together
Vanessa Hudgens is sorry you took her COVID-19 words out of context
Vanessa Hudgens is sorry you took her COVID-19 words out of context
Multi-millionaire televangelist Kenneth Copeland telling you to keep tithing
Multi-millionaire televangelist Kenneth Copeland telling you to keep tithing

KATG 3248: Love in the Time of Corona

Quarantine, grocery shopping, cam girls, vasectomies, and restaurant-worthy sandwiches; Joe Biden and Keith’s dad continue to defeat Bernie Sanders; Brother Love, Tennessee gun owner March 18, 2020
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Safety first
Safety first
Free range penguins
Free range penguins
Trump cancelled the pandemic response team but gave us...
Trump cancelled the pandemic response team but gave us...
Keith's restaurant-worthy sandwich
Keith's restaurant-worthy sandwich
As mentioned in Show 1522: Baung Baung Baung with Jesse Joyce
As mentioned in Show 1522: Baung Baung Baung with Jesse Joyce
The ingredients
The ingredients
The order
The order
The presentation
The presentation
Which bald spot can you trust?
Which bald spot can you trust?

Brother Love keeping the peace
Brother Love keeping the peace

KATG 3247: My Corona

Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 23 years in prison; the COVID-19 pandemic; Steak and Blowjob Day; Dr. Dr. Dr. Prof. Father Malley, ESP and linquististical expert March 15, 2020
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KATG's neighborhood
KATG's neighborhood
Harvey Weinstein, convicted!
Harvey Weinstein, convicted!
Keith's toilet was Ground Zero!
Keith's toilet was Ground Zero!

Dr. Ben Carson
Dr. Ben Carson
NYC's Trader Joe's
NYC's Trader Joe's
Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks
Chet Haze
Chet Haze
WWE without audience members
WWE without audience members

Carmen Lynch at the Comedy Cellar
Carmen Lynch at the Comedy Cellar
The View without audience members
The View without audience members
Drug dealers getting ready
Drug dealers getting ready
Chemda's social media
Chemda's social media



Manisha Bharade and her homemade sanitizer
Manisha Bharade and her homemade sanitizer
Father Malley, Russian linquist
Father Malley, Russian linquist

KATG 3246: Weird but Not True w/ Kyle Thompson and Laura Regan

Coronavirus cancellations; listener letters: laughter and medicine; unearthing Keith’s dad’s newspaper articles March 12, 2020
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Kyle Thompson
Kyle Thompson
Laura Regan
Laura Regan
Timothy Cole, the corona virus priest
Timothy Cole, the corona virus priest













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