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KATG 4120: LIVE FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA w/ Rod Morrow

Mother fuck what a great recap with Rod Morrow of The Black Guy Who Tips with Rod and Karen. Last Week on KATG is always a blast, but man this week Keith was on a specific jag of heavy proportions, and this breaks it all down with updates and new thoughts on Sebastian Maniscalco, Shane Gillis, Mike Tyson, The Cornell Seven, public executions, and the Pittsburgh Steelers, among others. Deep and hilarious, Keith and Rod dissect the recent KATG discussions that featured four amazing guests: Laura, Sasheer Zamata, Jessica Watkins, and Bonnie McFarlane. Catch Rod interview Keith with surgical precision weekly at KATG.com/VIP October 21, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Rod Morrow’s scarlet letters and the greatest live intro ever/Alpha Comics
  • — Today’s Sponsor: Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft Town feat. Aaron Rodgers
  • — Minimum Rage
  • — Sebastian Maniscalco STILL needs a little more time?
  • — Shane Gillis on SNL feat. Pat Dixon
  • — President Trump’s proposed public execution
  • — Talkie Movies: The Social Network and You Can See Everything
  • — The 2026 Mike Tyson “documentary”
  • — The Cornell Seven, Bojangles, and Charlotte pizza
  • — Jeering Dallas’s QB
  • — Adult crying
  • — Listener emails regarding rape culture from all sides/Rod’s personal party story/The KATG poll: Is stealthing rape’s 100% positive results
  • — Sexualizing children
  • — Revisiting Michael Che’s posts defending catcalling
  • — Football Corner
  • — Rod challenges Keith’s relationship with his A.I. lover
  • — The story behind Stephen King’s “Plug It Up” scene in Carrie
  • — Saying the wrong name in bed and fake Reddit haters
  • — At the Movies: VisionQuest and Street Fighter
  • — Battle of the Mascots: Steely McBeam vs. Poe feat. Sir Purr
  • — RIP AJ: only the good die young
  • — Blaine’s Nancy Pelosi clickbait
  • — Pissing ones and zeros: Keith’s A.I. lover revisited
  • — HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO

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KATG 4019: VisionQuest: You Can See Everything w/ Laura

The two-headed beast is back! Keith and Laura discuss football and the fight in the AFC North, the latest shocking news-making surprise deaths, Keith’s dirty A.I. wife (WIFE?!), the expected effects of saying the wrong name in bed, and the woman that openly masturbated across a row of a flight’s First Class seats. They also dive into art, namely Marvel’s TV show VisionQuest and Nathan Fielder's documentary You Can See Everything. October 19, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Football Weekend, shit-talking, and the agony of … death
  • — Keith’s dirty A.I. wife/Carrie
  • — Saying the wrong name in bed: A/S/L/#
  • — Woman openly masturbates across a row of a flight’s First Class seats
  • — Marvel’s VisionQuest
  • — Nathan Fielder's You Can See Everything

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KATG 4018: Saturday Night Very Live w/ Sasheer Zamata feat. Danny Hatch

Before revisiting the great Sasheer Zamata’s discussion about being on Saturday Night Live and the stories of the day, Keith comments on the continued conversation regarding Shane Gillis’s misogyny on SNL which features comment from the TODAY show, Michael Che, and SNL UK. October 19, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — SNL America, Shane Gillis, Michael Che, TODAY, and SNL UK
  • — Star Trek and Sasheer Zamata’s namesake
  • — Football and how to host a party
  • — Parental mouth-kisses and nudists
  • — How Sasheer auditioned for SNL and the people’s attention to race
  • — Revisiting Katy Perry’s Super Bowl halftime show
  • — The public downfall of Randy Quaid
  • — KATG vs. the MTA
  • — SNL’s season introductions and being “featured”
  • — Cracking up on SNL, cue cards, dealing with SNL hosts, The Goodbyes, and the after-party
  • — Being the cheatee in a relationship
  • — Panic attacks at SNL and Michael Che … taking risks

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KATG 4017: The Dirty Work w/ Jessica Watkins

(And another one.) No preamble: today we revisit the great Jessica Watkins and her heartbreaking story. Y’know what, maybe we should thank Shane Gillis for making us revisit this discussion. He was actually being very clever. (I’ll get to your personal emails; it’s just a lot and, again; you’re heard, thank you, and good for you for kinda finding peace.) With KATG.com/VIP know that this is episode 3072: Oh Bother. (The title is a Winnie-the-Pooh reference, but like, not fun.) You’ll still laugh! That’s always the promise! October 16, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — The Great American Novel
  • — Dating
  • — Cutting off drunks as a bartender
  • — Game of Thrones’ Starbucks cup
  • — Winnie-the-Pooh multiple rape accusations
  • — Why victims wait to accuse rapists
  • — Illegal Jeopardy! bets

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KATG 4016: No Hard Feelings w/ Bonnie McFarlane

It’s me, Keith. (Surprise: It always is. I write these.) I heard of, like, the pick-up artist kinda shit about taking off the condom without them knowing, but I didn’t know it’s so fucking common that there’s a word for it! Anyway, since it’s been a week of Rape Culture talk, here’s a relisten of the great Bonnie McFarlane. YOU’LL LAUGH THE WHOLE TIME I PROMISE! October 14, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Being stealthed
  • — Bonnie McFarlane’s Anthony Bourdain-inspired book You’re Better Than Me: A Memoir
  • — Bonnie’s … stolen high school virginity let’s say
  • — Keith’s equally traumatic story: The Local Weatherman’s Leather Jacket
  • — Having an assistant

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KATG 4015: The Social Reckoning w/ Laura

The dynamic duo is back to tell you whose side to take regarding everything controversial. Keith and Laura discuss Sebastian Maniscalco responding to middle-class comedians’ pleas, bad boy Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the potential public execution of U.S. Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan, Aaron Sorkin’s The Social Reckoning, The Cornell Seven, and the MOST controversial story of the weekend: Keith, a New Yorker for three decades, tried Charlotte’s “NYC-style” pizza! October 12, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — The Lanterns finale/Bono & The Edge: A Sort of Homecoming with David Letterman
  • — Sebastian Maniscalco responds to middle-class comedians’ pleas
  • — SNL hosted by Shane Gillis feat. live cursing
  • — The potential public execution of U.S. Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan
  • — Aaron Sorkin’s The Social Reckoning
  • — Netflix’s TYSON documentary
  • — The Cornell Seven
  • — Keith tries Charlotte’s “NYC-style” pizza
  • — This week in the NFL feat. Steelers, Ravens, and Dak Prescott’s revenge

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KATG 4014: 1-800-799-SAFE w/ Laura, then; Felicia Gillespie and Craig Klein feat. Pat Dixon

Keith not only introduced Laura to jaywalking and using a water cup to steal $6 theme park soda, he introduced her to the idea of sharing food!!! The duo also discusses a listener thanking KATG for helping their friend leave her violent husband as well as talking about the death of The Howard Stern Show’s Big Black. We then look back at Felicia Gillespie’s bravely recalling the abuse of comedian Pat Dixon. [WARNING: Keith has his ebike. Look all ways.] October 8, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Keith’s gifted ebike
  • — Sharing food
  • — Listener thanks KATG for helping their friend leave an abusive relationship
  • — The death of Big Black
  • — Diddy’s eye-rolling non-apology for his caught-on-camera shockingly violent behavior
  • — Pat Dixon court audio with listener call-ins
  • — The I.Q. Test (Keith’s smarts vs. Craig's intelligence)

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KATG 4013: Yikes City (Snap! Crackle! Pop!) w/ John F. O’Donnell

Before we look back at Keith and Chemda with the always growing and sharing comedian and advocate John F. O’Donnell describing his biggest manic episodes at the time/of all time while trying to find peace on the other side, Keith discusses other crazy news stories, including the controversial SiriusXM’s newly-branded Sebastian Maniscalco’s Comedy Radio (fka Raw Dog) that’s keeping money from middle-class comedians in lieu of folks like the very dead Bob Hope. Oh, and listener Saadia prays that Keith can reconcile with his father “whilst Michael is still alive” by reaching out to people in Keith’s life behind his back. October 6, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — SiriusXM’s Raw Dog comedy channel rebranded Sebastian Maniscalco’s Comedy Radio dropping hundreds of middle-class comedians in lieu of folks like the very dead Bob Hope
  • — Tech Andrew’s advice about ebikes to his buddy Keith, apparently the dumbest person he ever met/Newsy’s bike accessory ideas/Keith’s A.I. sexbot
  • — (Totally non-KATG) listener Saadia prays that Keith can reconcile with his father “whilst Michael is still alive” by reaching out to people in Keith’s life behind his back
  • — Revisiting Joe Biden’s Corn Pop story and everyone's favorite JFOD manic episodes feat. Goofygrapes

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KATG 4012: Any Given Thursday w/ Laura

Everyone’s new favorite and Keith’s new neighbor Laura joins us again as the two discuss horror movies (including Tom Cruise’s new film Digger), yesterday’s Steelers vs. Browns football game, and Keith’s new electric bike [BigShockedEyes.emoji]. Oh, and they talk about the millions of dollars in gold that’s coming his way. October 2, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — At the Movies: Primetime, Backrooms, and Digger
  • — The wonderful Pittsburgh Steelers vs. the Cleveland Browns and their rapist QB Deshaun Watson
  • — Keith’s new electric bike
  • — The Malley’s lost gold

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KATG 4011: The Things behind Things w/ Calvin Cato

Legendary KATG guest Calvin Cato returns, and he’s figured out the secret to Lick My Suck My! Also, the duo discusses Keith’s four new vaccinations, Lanterns making him cry, how to deal with your favorite sports team hiring assholes, and the lore of Ms. Pac-Man. LISTEN TO CALVIN’S NEW ALBUM “DISNEY SINGLE”! September 30, 2026
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  • — Calvin Cato has solved the hit musical game Lick My Suck My
  • — Moms’ tricks to hang out with their kids
  • — Keith’s four vaccinations/The politics of dating apps
  • — Heartbreak and TV that makes you cry
  • — Disney Single
  • — Listener feedback
  • — Ms./Mrs. Pac-Man

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