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KATG 3981: CRYSTAL CLEAR w/ Ken Malley

More about Dad. Even less to know. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY June 23, 2026
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KATG 3980: Peace w/ Ken Malley and Bernie Kosar

For real though, peace and love to all the good fathers out there; and to all the happy spouses, lovers, and childrens: Good for you. This is more for the rest of us. Good God. June 23, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — The Best Chili Recipe Ever feat. Prego (your flavor of preference)
  • — Keith’s dad is a faster runner than the great Bernie Kosar FACT, but still only the 2nd or 3rd fastest runner in the state of Ohio
  • — Bustling Somerset, PA
  • — Gettin’ rich quick
  • — Father Father Malley's religious acquaintances
  • — Do not split a 7-layer cake behind Ken Malley’s back EVER

Guests

Ken MalleyKen Malley

KATG 3979: Father’s Day (Day 1) w/ Ken Malley

In honor of the world celebrating Father’s Day, this week Keith will look back at the VIP-featured KATG spin-off show Daddy Issues which began in COVID-era 2020 with episodes that feature his youngest brother Ken trying to help make sense of their father and their upbringing. We’re happy for all of you in loving families with caring fathers that got to celebrate the weekend. This now, however, is for the rest of us. June 22, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — The age the Malley Brothers became adults
  • — The Envelope Story
  • — Father Malley spying on his children in their school
  • — Extracurricular activities
  • — The Malley Brothers playing catch with their dad for ten seconds
  • — Why Father Malley was never a millionaire
  • — The secret to vacuuming and mowing the lawn
  • — Magic: The day Keith prayed he could respect his father

Guests

Ken MalleyKen Malley

KATG 3978: Day of Freedom (Sound the Siren)

Happy Juneteenth! Keith is waving his flags today. (In the good way!) With the fellow Diamond Dogs he discusses his favorite teams winning all the sports, President Trump’s Pride UFC birthday party, Tony Hinchcliffe’s Man of the People “stand-up” (very) special (Rotten Tomatoes: 5% [prayerhands.emoji]), and Michael Jackson: The Verdict. The gang also revisit Objectum Sexuality and the Eiffel Tower’s wife’s divorce to be with an ordinary fence. June 19, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Starting the day like a computer booting up
  • — Keith waves his flags: New York Knicks, Carolina Hurricanes, and America
  • — KATG’s Elite Poker Championship 2026, Your Mom’s Donuts, and Tom Brady’s Good Nut
  • — Trump’s Pride UFC Celebration
  • — Tony Hinchcliffe’s Man of the People
  • — Michael Jackson: The Verdict
  • — Objectum Sexuality revisited: Eiffel Tower’s wife gets divorced after falling in love with an ordinary fence

Pictures

This was sent from the actual White House's social media
This was sent from the actual White House's social media
Trump sleeping while attending the NBA finals
Trump sleeping while attending the NBA finals
Trump between naps at Flag Day's UFC match (it's a good look)
Trump between naps at Flag Day's UFC match (it's a good look)
Eric Trump and Daniel Cormier
Eric Trump and Daniel Cormier

Trump never heard of Bret Michaels, winner of The Celebrity Apprentice - Season 3
Trump never heard of Bret Michaels, winner of The Celebrity Apprentice - Season 3

Tony's social media not promoting this stand-up show
Tony's social media not promoting this stand-up show
NOT SMOKING!!! (Or did they mean SMOKING GUNS?)
NOT SMOKING!!! (Or did they mean SMOKING GUNS?)
Debbie Rowe
Debbie Rowe
Debbie Rowe
Debbie Rowe
Debbie Rowe
Debbie Rowe
KATG's last season's poker standings
KATG's last season's poker standings


Tom Brady's Good Nut (real)
Tom Brady's Good Nut (real)
Your Mom's Donuts
Your Mom's Donuts


Keith's art
Keith's art


KATG 3977: A Shoulder to Cry On w/ Rod Morrow

The 1-year anniversary of Keith moving to Charlotte did a number on him, but is he about to, in fact, be back in the saddle? And is this healthy? And what are you, a doctor? Rod Morrow joins KATG for all the ins, outs, and others of Keith’s life, including discussions on how to calm a woman down, Freedom 250’s AWOL artists, and 4D rom-coms. June 3, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Keith’s 1-year Charlotte anniversary depression feat. WILDlife and this Monday’s ray of sunshine(?)
  • — The Freedom 250 dropouts feat. Trump’s latest
  • — Minimum Rage and comedy interactions
  • — Charlotte Rain w/ bugs revisited feat. Pizza Baby
  • — Reviewing Keith’s Grogu review, the Lobo popcorn thing, and SUMMER MOVIES
  • — Air Shows and other catastrophes
  • — Have you ever been blocked on social media? and what would make Keith happy about who she’s seeing?
  • — Revisiting KATG.com/VIP Diamond Dogs’ barking
  • — Rod Morrow: 4DX Theaters for Rom-Coms feat. Trump and UFC celebrating Pride Month, broken computers, QR codes, and publicly showing your gay self-hate

Guests

Rod MorrowRod Morrow

Pictures

When everything reminds you of her
When everything reminds you of her

Sad but still got it
Sad but still got it
Then ...
Then ...
... and now. But she'll never know about this new cute candy table?!
... and now. But she'll never know about this new cute candy table?!
Only in Charlotte!
Only in Charlotte!



Rod's fine dinner glassware
Rod's fine dinner glassware
The totally real (not sarcastic) Lobo movie popcorn bucket
The totally real (not sarcastic) Lobo movie popcorn bucket

Celebrating Pride Month: Trump's UFC all-men sweating and grappling event's construction
Celebrating Pride Month: Trump's UFC all-men sweating and grappling event's construction

KATG 3976: Methods of Mayhem

Hell yeah! Nothing says it’s summertime like an atmospheric firehose! Hope you had a grand Memorial Weekend and that you let Bret Michaels honor the fallen in peace. Now let’s party! NYC hosts half of the top 50 pizza spots in America and holds court in the top 5 spots in the entire world. Now in Charlotte, Keith skips Cook Out to try out America’s 41st best: Pizza Baby. Keith also reviews entertainment juggernauts Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Yoda and The Boys series finale. He also dives into AI, featuring: ChatGPT making an animation based on Keith’s new book, revisiting Keith trying to get Grok to speak to him as an apologetic ex, and Taxi Driver screenwriter Paul Schrader telling us that his AI girlfriend broke up with him. AD: This episode is brought to you by the new Shit Number smart toilet. “Precision analytics for your daily business.” May 29, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Charlotte’s flying horrors
  • — America’s #41 pizza joint: Charlotte’s Pizza Baby
  • — Let Bret Michaels celebrate Memorial Day please!!!
  • — Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu review
  • — The Boys series finale reviewed
  • — The American Trump T1 smartphone is actually made in China and features the wrong amount of stripes on the phone’s American flag
  • — A.I. featuring: ChatGPT making an animation based on Keith’s new book, Taxi Driver screenwriter Paul Schrader telling us that his A.I. girlfriend broke up with him, and Tron: Ares review
  • — Sponsor: Shit Number toilets

Pictures

FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF




















Tommy Lee
Tommy Lee

KATG 3975: I Think I Can Swim

Keith is here to announce that … he CAN swim? Hm. Anyway, Keith has the introduction to his new book about a blindsided break-up reviewed, discusses new Drake, flashbacks to the great Gilbert Gottfried, and gets to the bottom of military submarine Steve and Tom-foolery. Skank you for listening. May 19, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — The Iceman Cometh: New Drake/Remembering Gilbert Gottfried
  • — The Trump mobile phone
  • — The USS Ford and two destroyers dock in the U.S. after a year of deployment
  • — Keith learned that he could swim after all/Remembering William Shatner’s wife
  • — Your 2026 KATG Semi-Annual Poker Championship qualifiers
  • — Keith’s new book introduction reviewed
  • — God & Glenn

Pictures

The 'Made in China' American Freedom Trump Mobile phone (with the wrong number of stripes on the flag)
The 'Made in China' American Freedom Trump Mobile phone (with the wrong number of stripes on the flag)
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!


KATG 3974: How’d It Die?

It’s been exactly three months since Keith’s major break-up. He thinks he’s finally doing okay. Is he? May 13, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Our bathroom phones
  • — The Roast of Kevin Hart
  • — Michael Jackson’s private plane passenger profile
  • — The Sheep Detectives and wise old people
  • — Keith 3 months after being romantically let go: Keith’s How’d It Die? book idea and fantasizing about running into his ex
  • — The price of going to the movies
  • — The Boys and its correlations to President Trump
  • — Kash Patel’s autographed whiskey
  • — America states and cities named for England, our previous overlords

Pictures

Toilet Time
Toilet Time
Friends
Friends
Detective Odafin "Fin" Tutuola's musical side project
Detective Odafin "Fin" Tutuola's musical side project


Primate
Primate
Real
Real
The Boys creator
The Boys creator
SNL
SNL
Real
Real
Also real
Also real
Charlotte, NC's sexy namesake
Charlotte, NC's sexy namesake
New York's equally hot namesake
New York's equally hot namesake

KATG 3973: For the Love of the Game

Keith is back with his church of scars, and nothing’s keeping him down. Keith has finally figured out why the love of his life left him, and he’s going to try to work on being a different person. He also discusses learning the history of the Charlotte-established fast food joint Bojangles, and he eavesdrops on a Bojangles potential hiring. Keith gives us an update on the Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple, Donald Trump’s golfing prowess, Jeffrey Epstein’s supposed suicide note before his “failed attempt”, and the deadly cruise ship hantavirus outbreak. You can shake Keith cold, shake Keith cold; but yet, his soul can’t be sold. May 8, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — How to read a potential lover’s mind
  • — Keith, his heart, Walkabout Mini Golf, Pizza Movie, and the Daredevil: Born Again season 2 finale
  • — Keith’s latest theory on his break-up: He was TOO nice
  • — Keith learns the history of the fast food joint Bojangles
  • — Keith eavesdrops on a potential Bojangles hiring
  • — MOTHER’S DAY IS THIS SUNDAY!
  • — An update on the Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple
  • — Putz Donald Trump quits golf-putting after missing consecutive golf putts in front of students
  • — Jeffrey Epstein’s supposed suicide note before his “failed attempt”
  • — Jeffrey Epstein’s Xbox Live ban
  • — The deadly cruise ship hantavirus outbreak
  • — The Recap

Pictures

Nia Long
Nia Long
Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum

Hey Wyna Liu, like what the fuck already ...
Hey Wyna Liu, like what the fuck already ...
Walkabout Mini Golf's latest course
Walkabout Mini Golf's latest course

Playing through the pain ...
Playing through the pain ...
Bojangles himself
Bojangles himself
The Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple
The Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple
Nicholas Tartaglione: former cop and Jeffrey Epstein's cellmate (and Jeffrey Epstein murder suspect?)
Nicholas Tartaglione: former cop and Jeffrey Epstein's cellmate (and Jeffrey Epstein murder suspect?)
Bishop Briggs
Bishop Briggs

KATG 3972: Spirit Not in the Sky

Keith is crying tough through comedy. He discusses the end of Spirit Airlines, the passing of his broken-hearted neighbor, Timothée Chalamet forcing a scene in Marty Supreme where he gets smacked on his bare bottom with a ping pong paddle, The Devil Wears Prada 2, Michael 1, and the Antichrist. May 5, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Spirit Airlines abruptly cancels all flights forever
  • — Siri Knows: Keith’s musical algorithm/The passing of Keith’s broken-hearted neighbor
  • — Minimum Rage: Taco Bell worker shoots gun at customers after one customer puts soda in a free water cup
  • — Marty Supreme and that sicko Timothée Hal Chalamet
  • — The Devil Wears Prada 1’s makeover scene remembered/The Devil Wears Prada 2 teaser
  • — Tucker Carlson, Rudy Giuliani, and the Antichrist
  • — The Michael Jackson movie reviewed
  • — The Michael Jackson child molestation lawsuits
  • — Michael Jackson buys friend Paul McCartney’s music catalog behind his back
  • — Janet Jackson refused to be included in the Michael Jackson movie
  • — The Recap

Pictures
How Keith measures how long he's been single
How Keith measures how long he's been single

"Now playing songs you like: In the End (There's Nothing) by Warrant"
"Now playing songs you like: In the End (There's Nothing) by Warrant"



Anne Hathaway's makeover
Anne Hathaway's makeover


Keith's fashion
Keith's fashion
Rick's fashion
Rick's fashion
Blaine's fashion
Blaine's fashion
Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson
Rudy Giuliani
Rudy Giuliani

Nia Long
Nia Long


LaToya Jackson
LaToya Jackson

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