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KATG 3321: That Was Yesterday w/ Chuck Palmer

x/4 becomes x/3; Foreigner’s orchestra; musicians' sexual appetites; childhood sexual assault; Ruth Bader Ginsburg died; 72nd Primetime Emmy Awards September 21, 2020
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All the salesman, none of the sales
All the salesman, none of the sales

Chuck's skater brother Max
Chuck's skater brother Max
The late Ruth Bader Ginsburg
The late Ruth Bader Ginsburg
50th St. in NYC
50th St. in NYC
The 72nd Primetime Emmy Awards
The 72nd Primetime Emmy Awards


Losing an Emmy in 2020
Losing an Emmy in 2020

KATG 3320: Mean Mommy w/ Brother Love

Nashville, tornados, and the coronavirus; politics and family; the New York Times’ 1619 Project vs. President Trump’s 1776 Commission; Idaho pastor and anti-masker in ICU over COVID-19 September 18, 2020
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Brother LoveBrother Love

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Kayne West making a splash on Twitter
Kayne West making a splash on Twitter
Brolo and Sarah's bobbleheads
Brolo and Sarah's bobbleheads
Senator Marsha Blackburn
Senator Marsha Blackburn

Paul Van Noy, the anti-mask pastor
Paul Van Noy, the anti-mask pastor
The mysterious yard weed
The mysterious yard weed
Chemda's recreational activities
Chemda's recreational activities

KATG 3319: Herd Mentality w/ Rod Morrow

Zoom miscalculations; takers, suckers, and not having self-respect; vegan restaurants; COVID-19 superspreaders and Indonesia’s no-mask punishment; Joe Biden enjoys Despacito; Ava DuVernay on Kamala Harris; Carole Baskin on Dancing with the Stars September 16, 2020
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Rod Morrow Rod Morrow

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Every office has a BTB
Every office has a BTB
Jesus Estil and his secretary
Jesus Estil and his secretary
Carroll and KATG Tattoo #153
Carroll and KATG Tattoo #153
Joe Biden playing Despacito
Joe Biden playing Despacito
Ava DuVernay
Ava DuVernay
Joe Exotic
Joe Exotic

KATG 3318: We're Not Gonna Take It

Labor Day Vacation, Cobra Kai, and wanting to be an orphan; the return of the NFL; bikers and cops are friends or both are just racist; Ukranian priest blames COVID-19 on gays and catches it; Israel approves second coronavirus lockdown; shout-outs; Silent Trailers; narcissism, love, sadness, and Keith’s dad; Keith vs. The World Accepting Bullshit September 14, 2020
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Andrea's new office
Andrea's new office
That easy
That easy
Patriarch Filaret the Ukrainian Orthodox leader
Patriarch Filaret the Ukrainian Orthodox leader
Father Malley
Father Malley
Portillo's
Portillo's

The vegi-dog
The vegi-dog
The vegi-burger
The vegi-burger

KATG 3317: Working the Polls w/ Carrie Gravenson

The Final Dad Email; gender reveal catastrophes; Handyman Keith and the bike assessment; admiring Mike Tyson; President Trump vs. sucker officers and enlisted losers; Trump deliberately downplayed COVID-19; the virus’s lingering maladies; rosé and roses; working polling sites September 9, 2020
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Goodbye Father Malley
Goodbye Father Malley
The gender reveal bomb
The gender reveal bomb
The aftermath
The aftermath

Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson
Deseree Washington
Deseree Washington
Robin Givens
Robin Givens
Mike Tyson maturely biting off Evander Holyfield's ear
Mike Tyson maturely biting off Evander Holyfield's ear
The resort where the Covid-spreading Maine wedding took place
The resort where the Covid-spreading Maine wedding took place

KATG 3316: Mommy Issues w/ Kyle Ocasio

Forced poker shout-outs; Keith’s parental ultimatum; parental stress and mental health; Kyle’s nutritionist; friends, family, and politics; COVID-19, cops, masks, and Hollywood; 56-year-old Brad Pitt’s 27-year-old married girlfriend September 4, 2020
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Kyle OcasioKyle Ocasio

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Benny and Kyle Ocasio
Benny and Kyle Ocasio

THE NIGHTSTAND
THE NIGHTSTAND

The Rock has COVID-19, and he can no longer smell what he's cooking
The Rock has COVID-19, and he can no longer smell what he's cooking
Robert Pattinson wearing the wrong kind of mask
Robert Pattinson wearing the wrong kind of mask
Brad Pitt's love triangle
Brad Pitt's love triangle
Keith's celebrity crush - art by Kyle
Keith's celebrity crush - art by Kyle
Kyle's celebrity crush - art by Keith
Kyle's celebrity crush - art by Keith

KATG 3315: What on Flat Earth? w/ Brent Terhune

Let’s Make a Deal; Keith’s Black Panther date revisited; Keith’s girlfriend’s right-wing nutritionist; The Redneck You Love to Hate; overeating and playing games; the U.S. will not join the global effort to develop a COVID-19 vaccine; The Man Show’s Adam Carolla vs. The West Wing’s Bradley Whitford; Trump brags about RNC ratings; Michigan sheriff investigates Facebook poster that called him a “fat ass who needs to go on a diet”; Keith told his dad about KATG.com/DAD; Chemda’s estranged mom sent her a care package with no personal note September 2, 2020
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Brent TerhuneBrent Terhune

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Wayne Brady
Wayne Brady


#pizzagate
#pizzagate
The Redneck You Love to Hate
The Redneck You Love to Hate
Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Bradley Whitford
Bradley Whitford
Keith's favorite hate-listen
Keith's favorite hate-listen
Stable genius
Stable genius
Fat Ass Sheriff Richard Fuller
Fat Ass Sheriff Richard Fuller
Father Malley
Father Malley

Chemda's surprise care package from her mother
Chemda's surprise care package from her mother
The card
The card
The wonderful Happy New Year sentiment
The wonderful Happy New Year sentiment

KATG 3314: RIP Black Panther w/ Sam Evans

Chadwick Boseman’s life, death, and the story of Black Panther; dating as a previously married man; Batman: Three Jokers shout-out; Steven Castillo’s MTV Movie Awards, your partner’s “politeness”, and being a man; MILF porn and fake jokesters; tracking periods; Smash Mouth, covidiots, and the MTV VMAs; KATG knew Hannah Boone and Danny Vega were together before they did August 31, 2020
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Sam EvansSam Evans

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The late Chadwick Boseman
The late Chadwick Boseman

Halloween Black Panthers
Halloween Black Panthers



Killmonger vs. Black Panther
Killmonger vs. Black Panther
Chadwick giving James Shaw Jr. his award
Chadwick giving James Shaw Jr. his award
The final tweet
The final tweet
KATG.com/app
KATG.com/app

Bathman: Three Jokers
Bathman: Three Jokers
Steven Castillo
Steven Castillo

The fuckin' dumb-ass that yelled that masks can't stop COVID-19
The fuckin' dumb-ass that yelled that masks can't stop COVID-19
Oops
Oops
Smash Mouth: "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed."
Smash Mouth: "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed."
Covidiots
Covidiots
Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande totally not lip-syncing
Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande totally not lip-syncing

KATG 3313: Hot Pockets w/ Trace Beaulieu

Mystery Science Theater 3000; apolitical Jim Gaffigan vs. Trump supporters; dealing with stress; Chemda, movies, and Keith’s potential downfall August 28, 2020
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Trace on Mystery Science Theater 3000
Trace on Mystery Science Theater 3000
The RNC green screen dress
The RNC green screen dress
Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan
Kyle Rittenhouse, murderer, white supremacist, lover of Trump and the cops
Kyle Rittenhouse, murderer, white supremacist, lover of Trump and the cops
Kyle and his mother
Kyle and his mother
Check out Chemda on Relatively Sane
Check out Chemda on Relatively Sane

KATG 3312: Finger Lickin' Good w/ Carmen Lagala

COVID cohabitation and passing gas; Zoom Court; KFC suspending Finger Lickin’ Good slogan; the 2020 Republican National Convention; 20-year-old found breathing after being pronounced dead; line cutters August 26, 2020
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Carmen LagalaCarmen Lagala

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Donald Trump Jr.
Donald Trump Jr.
Nikki Haley
Nikki Haley
Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle
Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle
How Republicans smile
How Republicans smile
Timesha Beauchamp, who was declared dead while still alive
Timesha Beauchamp, who was declared dead while still alive
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