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KATG 3867: Election Day 2024: Trump Wins Again w/ ListenerLiz

Keith and Liz return to discuss The Day After. The national numbers are in, and Donald Trump has been elected (again) as the President of The United States of America with RFK Jr. as Secretary of Health, Joe Rogan as Secretary of Alpha Brain, Kid Rock as Secretary of Rock & Roll, and Elon Musk as Secretary of Dog Money. November 6, 2024

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January 6, 2021
January 6, 2021
Donald Trump's victory speech
Donald Trump's victory speech
Multiple accused rapist Russell Brand
Multiple accused rapist Russell Brand
Kamala Harris's concession speech
Kamala Harris's concession speech


KATG 3866: Nauseously Optimistic (Election Day 2024) w/ ListenerLiz

Keith’s lover Liz joins him to discuss the happenings and agita of Election Day. The perfect couple talks about their voting experiences, how to stay sane, and everything surrounding the election from RFK Jr. still being on ballots to Donald Trump’s endorsement by Joe Rogan. The amazing duo also shares the ballad of Cuntjuice McGee. November 5, 2024

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Show Notes

  • — Boycotting NYT’s games
  • — SNL feat. Kamala Harris and Harvey Epstein
  • — Voting: Trump vs. Harris feat. Joe Rogan
  • — Cuntjuice McGee
  • — The Chicken Big Mac
  • — Tom Brady’s announcing restrictions

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The real Harvey Epstein
The real Harvey Epstein
Keith's truth
Keith's truth

Rudy Giuliani outside Four Seasons (Total Landscaping)
Rudy Giuliani outside Four Seasons (Total Landscaping)
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Charlotte's CO
Charlotte's CO



Megyn Kelly
Megyn Kelly
Petey Pablo
Petey Pablo
Cuntjuice Fountain
Cuntjuice Fountain
Cuntjuice McGee
Cuntjuice McGee
The Chicken Big Mac
The Chicken Big Mac
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (l.), Not Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (r.)
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (l.), Not Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen (r.)

KATG 3865: One Star w/ Diamond Dogs’ Chris

From Diamond Dogs and Five On It LIVE: It’s Chris! Keith and Chris discuss murderball, the airlines, movies, and Jon Stewart’s take on Tony Hinchcliffe. We also flashback to Keith teaching us all how to save time. October 31, 2024

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  • — 0:00 Visiting Five On It LIVE and real satanists feat. MAGIC!/Sports shit-talkers, murderball, feeling like a genius watching movies, and Tom Brady being a sp*z
  • — 28:10 Fuckin’ airlines … feat. Pete Buttigieg
  • — 31:49 Keith, Liz, and At the Movies: We Live in Time and the 1-star reviews, Babygirl and real orgasms, and Venom 3 and What X-Men would you be
  • — 46:08 Tony Hinchcliffe and Jon Stewart (KATG.com #’s 3383 & 3837)
  • — 52:43 Longlegs/Five On it LIVE/Daylight Saving Time

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We Live in Time
We Live in Time
Longlegs
Longlegs
Gambit
Gambit
Cyclops
Cyclops
(The) Beast
(The) Beast

KATG 3864: Catholic Guilt w/ Kelly McCaughan

KATG’s latest new guest, Kelly McCaughan, will win you over in two seconds … even if she is beyond blasphemous. Keith and Kelly discuss McDonald’s E. coli and politics feat. Tony Hinchcliffe and dipshits and jerkwads, being raised Catholic and giving God your soul in second grade, and the proof that God is 100% real. October 30, 2024

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  • — A Real Shit Show: McDonad’s E. coli and politics feat. Tony Hinchcliffe
  • — Kelly McCaughan’s Catholic Guilt and being raised in Jesus’s love
  • — The Free & Equal 2024 Presidential Debate Series’ Star Spangled Banner by Loomis

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Yet another campaign promise ...
Yet another campaign promise ...
The airport
The airport

Tony Hinchcliffe
Tony Hinchcliffe
Jay Johnston
Jay Johnston
Charlotte, NC
Charlotte, NC


Death before salvation
Death before salvation
An aspergillum (the sprinkler thing)
An aspergillum (the sprinkler thing)
KATG.com/DadBook
KATG.com/DadBook

KATG 3863: Them Dipshits w/ Brother Love

BROTHER LOVIN’! Keith and longtime pal Brolo are back at it, talking about love, couple vacations, loving bad sports teams, politics, and Keith’s follow-up on helping children get into the most violent movie ever made. Do yourself a favor and be sure to check out the music of Brother Love and Them Vibes! October 23, 2024

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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 Love and Intercource
  • — 7:10 Loving a horrible sports team
  • — 11:45 Brother Love, Them Vibes, music services, your phone listening to you, and the political landscape feat. How to Be a Comic in 2024
  • — 28:17 Insane Clown Posse endorses Kamala Harris, Elon Musk vs. Tim Walz, and going low
  • — 35:49 Brother Love on the radio feat. Odie Leigh
  • — 41:36 KATG.com/VIP’s The Brother Love Owwwr! feat. Aerosmith and Graham Whitford
  • — 45:43 The follow-up of Keith helping children get into the most violent movie ever made

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Brother LoveBrother Love

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Brother Love is a always a great guest. And he comes prepared.
Brother Love is a always a great guest. And he comes prepared.







KATG 3862: Smile 2: Keep Smiling

Having to watch horror movie sequels is Keith’s personal horror movie. He discusses his walkout of Smile 2 and helping children sneak into R-rated movies. Keith also discusses other horrors, including ironic MAGA crimes, The War on Christmas, and the link between Donald Trump and McDonald’s literally deadly E coli outbreak. October 22, 2024

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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 The police’s jokes/Smile 2
  • — 11:13 MAGA evangelical church leader Zachary Radcliff arrested for child rape
  • — 13:36 Physically abusive cheater Hulk Hogan explains how MAGA will bring the family idea back to America/MAGA football star Le’Veon Bell, who has 7 children by 6 women (and has cheated on these multiple wives) calls Kamala Harris a tramp
  • — 15:05 The Central Park 5 sues Donald Trump for continuing to lie about them pleading guilty to rape adding that they also plead guilty to murdering the (quite alive) female jogger Trisha Meili
  • — 19:43 Donald Trump lies about democrats sending Hurricane Hele FEMA relief money to spend on immigrants entering the country illegally/The War on Christmas
  • — 24:54 Donald Trump “serving” “people” “food”/McDonald’s major E coli outbreak that includes death

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Smile bullshit
Smile bullshit
'Ol Smiley
'Ol Smiley
Art the Clown
Art the Clown
Child rapist Zachary Radcliff
Child rapist Zachary Radcliff
The very same Zachary Radcliff's mugshot
The very same Zachary Radcliff's mugshot
Mark Eichorn, preschool staffer/child sexual abuser
Mark Eichorn, preschool staffer/child sexual abuser
MAGA female physical abuser/cheater/racist Hulk Hogan
MAGA female physical abuser/cheater/racist Hulk Hogan
WHEN MEN WERE MEN who fucked their daughters best friends behind their wives' back
WHEN MEN WERE MEN who fucked their daughters best friends behind their wives' back
Le'Veon Bell, cheater with 7 kids from 6 women, simply asking: Trump or Tramp?
Le'Veon Bell, cheater with 7 kids from 6 women, simply asking: Trump or Tramp?
Thoughts on the Central Park 5 by Donald J. Trump
Thoughts on the Central Park 5 by Donald J. Trump

New York Post
New York Post

KATG 3861: Substance

Donald Trump worked a closed McDonald’s for 15 minutes to then play for the Pittsburgh Steelers! This and much more on today’s exciting episode that encourages you to check out the related pictures at KATG.com. October 21, 2024

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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 1D’s Liam Payne’s cause of death
  • — 2:47 Couple pulled over after cops find drugs in a bag marked ‘Definitely Not a bag full of Drugs’
  • — 4:17 Terrifier 3 and The Substance feat. Demi Moore and Dennis Quaid
  • — 11:40 The Al Smith Dinner feat. Donald Trump and Timothy Cardinal Dolan
  • — 13:43 Donald Trump worked at a closed McDonald’s for 15 minutes
  • — 18:13 The Pittsburgh Steelers vs. the NY Jets: 37 - 15 feat. Donald Trump, Aaron Rodgers, and Elon Musk

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Liam Payne (RIP) and Kate Cassidy
Liam Payne (RIP) and Kate Cassidy





Dennis Quaid endorsing Donald Trump
Dennis Quaid endorsing Donald Trump
The Al Smith Dinner and two funny dudes
The Al Smith Dinner and two funny dudes

Donald Trump ready for work
Donald Trump ready for work



Primanti Bros.' haute cuisine
Primanti Bros.' haute cuisine


Aaron Rodgers focusing
Aaron Rodgers focusing


KATG 3860: Making Movement

BREAKING NEWS: RIP One Direction’s Liam Payne. Thank God Keith DID leave his phone on! Also: KATG comes to the rescue! The NFL! SNL! The Movies! Celebrity sexual predators! It’s all right here. Vote early; vote often. October 16, 2024

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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 One Direction’s Liam Payne, falling to your death, and KATG vs. Helene
  • — 4:43 KATG Poker, the NFL, car commercials, SNL/Saturday Night, and enthusiastic ticket takers
  • — 12:35 At the Movies: Joker vs. Terrifier, Speak No Evil, engaging with strangers, and John Woo’s The Killer
  • — 18:22 Sean “Diddy” Combs’ trial date CONFLICTS WITH THE MET GALA!!!
  • — 20:07 Russell Brand’s $240 amulet and Donald Trump’s Patriotic Combat Knife/JD Vance’s computer prowess

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One Direction's Liam Payne, RIP
One Direction's Liam Payne, RIP
Just another day
Just another day


Joker vs. Terrifier
Joker vs. Terrifier

John Woo's The Killer
John Woo's The Killer
The world's greatest detective
The world's greatest detective
Multiply accused rapist Russel Brand's $240 amulet
Multiply accused rapist Russel Brand's $240 amulet


KATG 3859: Of All People w/ Des Bishop

TRIGGER WARNING: New KATG guest Des Bishop shares life with his wife, Summer House’s Hannah Berner, as well as thoughts on family, his move to a boarding school in Ireland at age 14, recovery, and mental health. October 11, 2024

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Show Notes

  • — 0:00 From NYC to a boarding school in Ireland at age 14/Learning Mandarin
  • — 14:31 National Coming Out Day and trigger warnings
  • — 18:28 Des Bishop’s journey with alcohol and drugs/Testicular cancer
  • — 27:12 Des Bishop’s marriage to Hannah Berner (We Ride at Dawn, Summer House)
  • — 40:10 Having children and the world today
  • — 44:26 Age gaps, romantic and otherwise feat. mental health and ass eating
  • — 53:03 The non-history of O’Malley and family lies

Guests

Des BishopDes Bishop

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Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop

Des Bishop and Hannah Berner
Des Bishop and Hannah Berner
Summer House - Season 3 - Hannah top right
Summer House - Season 3 - Hannah top right
Hannah Berner's wedding photo sans Des Bishop (1/264)
Hannah Berner's wedding photo sans Des Bishop (1/264)
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Des Bishop
Keith Malley
Keith Malley

KATG 3858: 3 Kidneys No Colon w/ Dave Piontkowski

No colon, an extra kidney, suicidal thoughts, and hope: KATG’s newest guest, Dave Piontkowski, candidly shares it all. The duo also discusses Sean “Diddy” Combs’ 120 victims (including a 9-year-old boy) and drug-laced lubricant, Lisa Marie Presley’s posthumous memoir that claims Michel Jackson was a virgin before they had sex, Elon Musk claiming Kamala Harris will put him in prison if she becomes President, and Marjorie Taylor Greene claiming Jews and democrats are controlling the weather to harm republicans. Don’t forget to vote. October 10, 2024

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Show Notes

  • — 3 Kidneys No Colon and in-depth investigation
  • — A California teacher awards bonus points to students that don’t take bathroom breaks
  • — Sean “Diddy” Combs’ 120 victims (including a 9-year-old boy) and drug-laced lubricant
  • — Lisa Marie Presley’s posthumous memoir claims Michel Jackson was a virgin before they had sex
  • — Elon Musk claims Kamala Harris will put him in prison if she becomes President
  • — Marjorie Taylor Greene claims Jews and democrats are controlling the weather to harm republicans
  • — Man chops up his penis while drunk and high

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Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson
Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson
Donald Trump with hype man Elon Musk
Donald Trump with hype man Elon Musk
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Diddy live on tape
Diddy live on tape
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