KATG 2905: How to Google Porn w/ Ryan Schutt

Standing tall; Stormy Daniels arrested; your sexy friends on Instagram; forced to get hard; toxic relationships; justification vs. life sentence July 18, 2018

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— As Tall As He Sounds: We have Ryan Schutt in studio to commiserate with Keith on the plight and pain of being a man over 6 feet tall
— Thirst Trap: Porn star Stormy Daniels, who was the subject of controversy surrounding Donald Trump, was arrested by an undercover cop who received a lap dance from her in a strip club
— Don’t Leave A Paper Trail: Keith is amazed to see all his friends wearing barely any clothing on Instagram. The gang discusses online porn and its facets.
— Crazy In Bed: 19-year-old Samantha Ray Mears was charged with aggravated burglary and assault with a weapon for forcing her ex-boyfriend to have sex with her at knife-point
— Deliberately Single: Ryan has a history of getting into toxic relationships with addicts
— No Time For Goodbyes: Barbara Coombes found explicit and indecent photos of children including those of her younger self in her father Kenneth Coombes’ home. She immediately killed her father. Guess her sentence.

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Ryan Schutt

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Stormy Daniels

Bill Bradley

Wilt Chamberlain

Samantha Ray Mears

Barbara Coombes

A young Kenneth Coombes

KATG 2904: Kids w/ Carmen Lynch

Joining an already made family; America's Got Talent; 5-year-old son calls police over dad's traffic infraction; public outrage over Pete Davidson/Ariana Grande and Katharine McPhee/David Foster; How to stop burying people alive; Sacha Baron Cohen's Who Is America? July 17, 2018

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— Best Friend Intel: We have Carmen Lynch in studio, who happens to be best friends with Keith’s new girlfriend, and she's giving him advice on how to date somebody with a child or 3
— Carmen’s Got Talent: Carmen is currently competing on America's Got Talent
— Snitch Bitch: Father Mike Richardson turned right on a red light, and his 5-year-old son Robbie called the police on him for his driving infraction
— They Actually Have An Opinion: People are outraged because comedian Pete Davidson gave his bride to be Ariana Grande his late father’s FDNY badge. Meanwhile, people are writing singer Katharine McPhee in anger over marrying David Foster, a composer who is twice her age that was married multiple times
— The Death Room: A South African woman was pronounced dead after a crash and placed inside a mortuary freezer. It turns out that she wasn’t dead after all.
— 'Merica: Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen has a new show called Who Is America? where he goes undercover and interviews powerful political figures

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Carmen Lynch

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Carmen Lynch

Carmen on America's Got Talent

Robbie the child narc

Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson, and the FDNY badge

Katharine McPhee and fiancé David Foster

Sacha Baron Cohen in Who Is America?

Sarah Palin

Dick Cheney signing a waterboard kit

KATG 2903: In Memory of Ralphie May w/ Lahna Turner

Keith's Dad's gift; comedian Ralphie May's widow on their relationship, their children, his death, hangers-on, and moving on July 17, 2018

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— Grateful: Lahna Turner, who is celebrating her birthday while being grateful for every day, is in studio
— Present In The Mail: Keith’s father sent him the book The Case for Christ to try and get him back into Catholicism. The book was made into a movie that got a Rotten Tomatoes score of 52% from critics and 79% from audiences.
— The Life And Death Of Ralphie May: Lahna was married to, and has 2 children with, the late comedian Ralphie May. She discusses their marriage, their kids, and their hangers-on.
— Diagnosing Me: Lahna discusses her problems with enabling and moving on with her life. She's newly single.

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Lahna Turner

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The May family

KATG 2902: Be Prepared w/ Mike Lawrence

The Thai boys, Elon Musk, and Aquaman; Jaoquin Pheonix as The Joker; The World Cup and dives; Ant-Man and the Wasp and Skyscraper reviewed; heat vs. your brain; Henry Cavill, the fuckin' mustache, and his dumb #MeToo opinions; Scarlett Johansson playing a transgender man; Papa John, racist; the parental voice in your head; e-sports on network TV July 16, 2018

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— Fantasy Superhero League: Mike Lawrence is in studio giving his take on the Thai boys' rescue mission and which superhero would have done the best job saving their lives
— He’s Not Dead?: Joaquin Pheonix will be playing the role of The Joker in a new movie about the character's origin
— It’s Laughable: France won the World Cup with a 4 - 2 victory against Croatia. The gang talks about the ridiculousness of dives and the eloquence of athletes.
— There’s Rules: Keith and Mike review Ant-Man and the Wasp and Skyscraper. The gang discusses if Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is good at his job.
— Hot And Bothered: A Harvard study shows that hotter weather makes people temporarily stupider
— The Show Must Go On: Henry Cavill, the star of Mission: Impossible – Fallout, has the mustache in this movie that was CGI’d out when he played Superman. The gang discusses the behind the scenes of the shooting and re-shooting of Justice League.
— A Man Chasing A Woman: Henry Cavill received major backlash after his ignorant comments about the #MeToo movement appeared in a GQ interview
— Backlash Experts: Scarlett Johansson has opted out of playing the role inspired by the true story of a transgender man in the upcoming film Rub & Tug
— Papa, Can You Hear Me?: John Schnatter, the founder of Papa John’s Pizza, has been removed as the face of Papa John's after he publicly used the N-word during a business phone call
— The Voice: The result of the poll, “Does a parental voice in your head still affect your decision making?” was 50/50
— E-Athletes: Activision Blizzard, creators of the video game Overwatch, confirmed a multi-year agreement with ESPN, Disney, and ABC to bring the e-sports league to broadcast TV for the first time

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Mike Lawrence

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Mike Lawrence

The Thai Cave Boys

Joaquin Phoenix

Serena Williams

Angelique Kerber

Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Henry Cavill and The mustache

Henry Cavill's goofy Superman CGI'd mustache removal

Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Shell

Papa John's John Schnatter

Lucie Pohl aka Mercy from Overwatch

Mercy, top right

KATG 2901: More!

Dating, monogamy, and having over company; Keith’s sobriety update; the Thai cave children, the World Cup finals, and Croatians; the Emmy Awards has their first woman of Asian descent nominated for Lead Actress July 13, 2018

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KATG 2900: Subspace w/ Kevin Allison

Performing for your therapist; Risk! the book; dating much younger people July 11, 2018

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— Kevin’s Opening Line: We have Kevin Allison, who's My Opening Line episode was a fan favorite, in studio
— Performing For The Therapist: Kevin went to therapy with his ex-husband at the end of their marriage. He discusses the end of the relationship and writing the story of their journey to read to the therapist for closure.
— Too Risky!: Kevin discusses the process of picking and not picking stories for his new book Risk! and the realization that family and their friends may come across this collection of scandalous stories
— Master: One of the stories in the Risk! book involves dominance and submission with a racially charged twist. Kevin discusses interviewing the storyteller Mollena Williams and recording the controversial audiobook version
— Nothing But A Number: Kevin discusses his feelings about dating much younger men and his emotional and physical ties to it

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Kevin Allison

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Mollena Williams

KATG 2899: Dipshit w/ Ophira Eisenberg

The trapped and rescued Thai soccer team; Stephen King vs. President Donald Trump; the plastic ban; Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's groping allegation; Fred Rogers' negative side; yesterday vs. today; fraternities; The World vs. America; Israel steals Iran's clouds; giving up on your dreams; the dangers of lawn mowers July 10, 2018

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— Happy Day: We have Ophira Eisenberg in the studio, and we are greeting her with the news that all the boys trapped in the cave in Thailand have been rescued
— He Has No Organ: The gang listens to audio of President Trump nonsensically bragging at a rally; meanwhile, author Stephen King warned the people of Britain that Trump is coming to visit, eloquently calling him a dipshit
— Paper Not Plastic: Major U.S. Corporations are banning plastic straws
— We Can’t Take It: Former BBC reporter Rose Knight came forward issuing a statement about Justin Trudeau groping her in a music festival in 2000
— Even Mr. Rogers: François Clemmons, a cast member on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, was asked to not go to gay bars and was persuaded to marry a woman to ensure the reputation of the show wasn’t damaged
— FBI Redacted Memo: The gang discusses how their old albums, stand-up routines, and podcasts would seem bigoted by today’s standards
— #YesAllFrats: The gang discusses how damaging and toxic fraternity culture is
— Talking To Americans: Ophira gives insight on how other countries, specifically Canada, view the United States
— A World Of Dummies: Iranian general Gholam Ridha Jalali has accused Israel of stealing his country's clouds to ravage Iran with a drought
— Rose-Colored Glasses: The poll results for “Have you given up on your dreams?” are 50/50
— Caution, Hot: In 2016, more than 86,000 adults and 4,500 children have been treated in the emergency room for injuries related to lawn mowers

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Ophira Eisenberg

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President Donald Trump

Wordsmith Stephen King

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

Mr. Rogers

François Clemmons aka Officer Clemmons

Rick Mercer

Iranian General Gholam Ridha Jalali

KATG 2898: Racy Relations w/ Usama Siddiquee

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin engaged; dating comedians; cultural backgrounds; preparing for the SATs; hardships; Ant-Man and the Wasp and The First Purge reviewed; Keith's soccer career, the World Cup finals, and the trapped Thai soccer team; cutting off a cheating penis July 9, 2018

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— Coolest Or The Rapeyest: Usama Siddiquee is in the podcast studio giving his take on Keith’s album artwork
— Explain Style: Justin Bieber is engaged to model Hailey Baldwin. They were photographed wearing ridiculous overpriced clothing, and the gang discusses celebrity style and public beauty standards.
— Don't Shit Where You Eat: Usama explains why he doesn't sleep with his female peers that he considers his comedic equals, and Andrea Allan comes on mic to give her take on their relationship
— So Sari: Usama and Chemda discuss the traditionalism and contradictions in their cultural backgrounds
— Network Of Moms: As side hustles, Usama used to deliver food and now tutors rich kids to prepare them for the SATs
— The Struggle: Usama discusses his decision to pass on medical school and the hardships that occurred in the last 4 years since moving to NYC
— The Greatest Relief: The gang discusses Mr. Rogers' kindness, Ant-Man and the Wasp's ridiculousness, The First Purge's stupidity, and the joys of MoviePass
— In It For The Orange Wedges: The gang goes over the World Cup finals and the saving of the Thai soccer team
— Thai Noodle: Karuna Sanusan of Thailand caught her husband Siripan cheating on her, so she cut off his penis

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Usama Siddiquee

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Usama Siddiquee

Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber

Leo and the models

Andrea, Usama's work wife?

Mr. Rogers

The Thai boys

Saman Gunan, the former Navy SEAL who died in rescue efforts

Elon Musk

Karuna Sanusan

Siripan, without his penis

KATG 2897: Won't You Be My Neighbor? w/ Lucie Pohl

Apohlcalypse Now!, Magi with Michael Madsen and Stephen Baldwin; entertaining out-of-towners; Overwatch's Mercy; Three Identical Strangers reviewed; Keith's hateful encounter during the Mr. Rogers documentary; customer service gaslighting; Keith vs. The Locksmith July 8, 2018

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— A One Woman Show: We have Lucie Pohl in studio recounting the tumultuous relationship that she based her show Apohlcalypse Now! on
— Magi: Lucie starred alongside Michael Madsen and Stephen Baldwin in the horror movie Magi, and she shares the behind-the-scenes details
— Anti-Establishment: Lucie discusses her long-distance relationship of 4 years and what it's like having visitors over as a big city native
— Heroes Never Die: Lucie discusses meeting fans that recognize her as the character Mercy from the extremely popular video game Overwatch
— It’s Like The Joker: In the documentary Three Identical Strangers, there is a person interviewed who is clearly an evil antagonist. The gang discusses why these evil people decide to go on camera while not realizing how bad they'll come off.
— Make Believe: During a movie date, Keith encountered a couple that refused to move down one seat so that he could sit with his date during the Mr. Rogers documentary
— Tricksters: The gang discusses getting gaslit by customer service reps and refusing to back down
— I’ll Die Here: Keith had a showdown with a locksmith who tried to extort him

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Lucie Pohl

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Lucie Pohl

Option #1

Option #2

Stephen Baldwin

Michael Madsen

Michael Madsen as Mr. Brown

Steve Buscemi as Mr. Pink

Overwatch's Mercy

The Triplets in Desperately Seeking Susan

The principle from Bully: When people don't know they're the bad guy

I will not be your neighbor: The couple that refused to slide over

Keith's look

KATG 2896: Independance Day w/ Matteo Lane

Life, love, and good carbonara; impressions: Evan Williams, Joe Machi, and Wendy Williams; London's Baby Trump blimp; Howard Stern's evolution; James Woods vs. his agent; Trump's deliberate grammar mistakes; top 10 smartest and dumbest states; Joey Chestnut vs. hotdogs; Ghost Adventures and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe; Pride July 6, 2018

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— Where Does The Muscle End?: Matteo Lane is in studio to talk about his life, his loving relationship, and good carbonara
— The Whole Gang Is Here: Matteo treats us to impressions of comedians Evan Williams and Joe Machi and well as celebrities Wendy Williams and Liza Minnelli
— Gasbag: A blimp parodying President Donald Trump as a diaper-wearing baby has been given the green light to fly over London as a protest of him visiting the U.K.
— Rebranded: Matteo discusses the evolution of Howard Stern and Stern’s take on Donald Trump’s reactions to constant public criticism
— America The Brave: Actor James Woods was let go by his manager, Ken Kaplan, because Kaplan felt unpatriotic supporting a bigot
— Actual Nazis vs. Grammar Nazis: President Trump took to Twitter to explain how any grammar mistakes he makes are deliberate. The gang discusses the reportedly 10 smartest and 10 dumbest states in the nation.
— New York’s Finest: Competitive eater Joey Chestnut downed 74 hot dogs in the Coney Island Fourth of July Hotdog Eating Contest, beating his already world record
— Skeletor Is Gay: Matteo loves to study Ghost Adventures and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
— I Worked At Michaels: Matteo gets overwhelmed with the Pride parade, explains how he spreads pride as a more reserved gay person, and talks about how growing up in the closet affected his mental health

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Matteo Lane

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Matteo Lane

Evan Williams, ex-Olive Garden admirerer

Wendy Williams

Matteo's Wendy partner Nicole Byer

Wendy Williams and her husband Kevin Hunter

Charlamagne tha God

Joe Machi, the nicest

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London's Trump protest blimp

Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London

Howard Stern

James Woods

Guess the State

Joey Chestnut

Making America Great Again

Liza Minnelli

Skeletor

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