KATG 2738: Father Figures

with Carmen Lynch, Chanel Ali, and Amber Rollo — A congressional candidate’s space alien abduction; Carmen’s live-in boyfriend is also a father; biological vs. adopted kids; Anthony Weiner shamelessly on crowded public subway; new (gross) Harvey Weinstein accusations include food; dead parents; stripper tricks October 19, 2017

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— What A Day: We have Carmen Lynch, Chanel Ali, and Amber Rollo in studio
— Your Own Personal Jesus: Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, a congressional candidate from Miami, claims she has been aboard a spaceship and has communicated several times with the extraterrestrials that abducted her
— The Clock Is Ticking: Carmen just moved in with her boyfriend, who is already a father
— I Make My Omelettes From Scratch: The gang discusses the difference between having biological and adopted children
— I’d Spill My Soup On Him: Anthony Weiner was spotted taking a packed NYC subway
— Goop: Restaurateur Armin Amiri confirmed that Harvey Weinstein was out of line in his restaurant's kitchen with a woman, and he informed us that Harvey ejaculated into a sauce pan
— Always The Bathrobe: Actress Lauren Holly has come forward with a very familiar first-hand account of Harvey Weinstein in a hotel room
— She Just Wanted A Hamburger: Both of Amber’s parents died within a few years of one another when she was 11 and 16 years old
— Rhetoric: Amber recounts her experiences working as a stripper and the techniques she learned to deal with (trick?) her clientele

Guests

Amber Rollo

Carmen Lynch

Chanel Ali

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Carmen Lynch

Chanel Ali

Amber Rollo

Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera

Anthony Weiner

Armin Amiri

Lauren Holly

Courtney Love in 2005

Chemda's desk

KATG 2737: Sky Daddy

with Christi Chiello — Church vs. the NFL; family dynamics; gun tests, automatic weapons, and KATG Polls; The Foreigner and Marshall reviewed October 18, 2017

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— Keith’s Baby: Christi Chiello, AngelBaby, is in studio
— A Cool Christian Girl: Christi is religious, and she talks about her modern take on Catholicism
— Football Church: Christi pretends to be knowledgeable about football to hook up with guys. Chemda compares Keith watching the NFL to someone supporting a church with evil messages.
— Daddy Dearest: A listener sent in feedback regarding family and the recent episode featuring James Adomian and Andrea Allan. 31% of listeners are estranged from an immediate family member.
— The Polls Are In: At press time, only one listener voted that there shouldn’t be a test one needs to pass to own a gun. 50% of the listeners have shushed somebody in a movie theatre.
— My Opinions Are Facts: Keith reviews The Foreigner and can’t believe critics claimed Happy Death Day the superior movie.
— All That Jazz: Keith was taken out of the moment multiple times when watching the movie Marshall because of the light-hearted jazz score, which reminded him of the silly music behind The Color Purple

Guests

Christi Chiello

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Christi Chiello

Hillsong, Christi's hipster Church

The pastor at Hillsong Church

KATG 2736: #LandscapeMode

with Josh Gondelman and Casey James Salengo – Blackout drinking; homeless fantasies; Landmark Part 2; Josh’s wedding DJ/Michael Jackson impersonator; Harvey Weinstein’s perverted beginnings; Woody Allen worries over an inappropriate men witch hunt; James Corden’s tone deaf Weinstein jokes; portrait mode vs. landscape mode; an NYC teacher’s aid’s 500 child upskirt pictures; stealthing to be a form of rape; unorthodox burn remedies; Wiki What? October 17, 2017

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— What A Party: 2 fun guys, Josh Gondelman and Casey James Salengo, are in studio
— The Star Of MNIK: Casey was the guest on the final episode of My Name Is Keith with drinking involved. Casey blacked out the only time in his life and was found outside a bar by his girlfriend telling people he was Ric Flair.
— Living In A Storage Unit: Casey once lived in a car. Keith discusses his homeless fantasies.
— Landmark Part 2: Keith discusses his experiences in the latest Landmark meetings and why he’s choosing to stop supporting the pyramid scheme that Landmark encourages
— Pastor Woody Allen: The DJ at Josh’s wedding was also a Michael Jackson impersonator
— The Early Years: Paula Wachowiak has come out saying that Harvey Weinstein exposed himself to her when she was an intern in the 1980s
— Witch Hunt: Woody Allen publically made sympathetic statements about Harvey Weinstein’s situation and fears a man won’t be able to wink at a woman to say she’s pretty anymore
— Write Extra: James Corden made some off-color jokes about Harvey Weinstein during a charity event. Josh and Casey talk about how they handle writing jokes about sensitive subject matter.
— Tumble And Bumble: Listeners corrected Keith on his incorrect use of the phrase “portrait mode” in a previous episode
— Just Checking: Michael Olan, an NYC teaching assistant, was caught taking upskirt pictures of his female students – an estimated 500 images
— Stealthing: 31% of listeners have lost a used condom after sex. Members of Congress in Manhattan have asked the House Judiciary Committee to classify the act of secretly removing a condom during sex as a form of rape.
— Mustard Bills Are Through The Roof: Intern Bianca offered Keith an interesting solution for burn treatment
— The Bad Boy Of Wikipedia: Josh has a new show out called Wiki What? where he interviews celebrities and edits their Wikipedia page with them

Guests

Casey James Salengo

Josh Gondelman

Pictures

Josh Gondelman

Casey James Salengo

Paula Wachowiak, Harvey Weinstein's early victim

Keith's burn update

Woody Allen, a Weinstein sympathizer

Dylan Farrow, Woody Allen's victim

Woody Allen and his adopted daughter/wife Soon-Yi Previn

James Corden

KATG 2735: Alone Together

with Myka Fox – Addicted to being bad; Myka lives with her boyfriend; camping alone together; Weinstein Twitter backlash; babies in adult locations; Blade Runner, its sequel, and Happy Death Day reviewed October 16, 2017

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— Snoopers: The new What’s My Name is out where Chemda interviews Jerome about being addicted to doing bad things, like guest Myka Fox
— Agree To Disagree: Myka has moved in with her boyfriend Richie Tolway
— Like A Catholic Marriage: Chemda wants to go camping with Hennessy but have them stay in different campsites so they can be alone
— Like A Snake Eating Its Own Asshole: Myka gives her take on the Twitter backlash against Harvey Weinstein
— Babies On Board: Myka and Keith discuss people who bring their babies to adult locations
— Kid Movies: Keith reviews Blade Runner, Blade Runner 2049, and Happy Death Day

Guests

Myka Fox

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Myka Fox

Our own mischievous Jerome Charles

Myka's boyfriend (and roommate) Richie Tolway

KATG 2734: #PortraitMode

With Emily Lubin — Emily on her podcast co-host’s worse qualities; NYC subway racists and perverts; more Harvey Weinstein accusers; Amazon’s sexually inappropriate programming chief; lost condoms; Ben Affleck and Oliver Stone’s sexual misconduct; Roman Polanski’s fourth public victim; Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory; 14 family members all have 12 fingers and 12 toes; straight men prefer men over women October 15, 2017

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— A Hot Mess: Emily Lubin, who hosts The Hot Mess Comedy Hour, is in studio
— Trash Talker: Emily lists Andrea Allan’s worst qualities
— Where Dreams Are Made Of: New Yorker Paul Lawson went on a drunken racist rant on the subway until fellow straphangers kicked him off and a female rider, Destiny Frasqueri, threw soup on him. NYC pervert Robert Mannis was arrested 3 times in 1 month alone for exposing himself on the subway.
— He Fluffed On My Muffin: More accusations have surfaced against Harvey Weinstein, notably from actress Angie Everhart and Italian model Ambra Battilana, who recorded him admitting he groped her
— Systemic Problem: Amazon’s programming chief Roy Prince sexually harassed female executive producer Isa Hackett
— An Ant Problem: Emily was having sex in her living room and the gentleman lost the condom afterwards
— Zip It: Both Ben Affleck and Oliver Stone have commented on Harvey Weinstein’s misbehavior only to be outed as sexual harassers themselves
— Moral Compass: The gang debates whether men who sexually assault women know that they are doing anything wrong
— Public Victim #4: Swiss government officials are saying they have jurisdiction over Roman Polanski thanks to actress Renate Langer filing a complaint stating that Polanski raped her in 1972 when she was a minor
— A Blessing Or A Curse?: 27-year-old Brisbane woman Rebecca Sharrock has a condition called Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory which stops her from being able to forget anything. She remember every moment of her life since being 12 days old.
— The Best At Braiding Hair: A genetic deformity has caused 14 members of a Brazilian family to go through life with 12 fingers and 12 toes
— Happy: A recent study done by researchers at the University of Winchester shows that men find their relationships with their male friends more fulfilling than their relationships with their girlfriends, and almost all straight men in the study love to share their beds with other men and cuddle.

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Emily Lubin

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Emily Lubin

NYC racist "lawyer" Paul Lawson

Destiny Frasqueri and her soup-throwing technique

Keith’s burnt hand

Subway poetry

Harvey Weinstein victim Angie Everhart

Ambra Battilana, the NYPD-wired model against Weinstein

Amazon's Roy Prince and his victim Isa Hackett

Ben Affleck has and his victim Hilarie Burton

Oliver Stone and his victim Carrie Stevens

Roman Polanski and his victim Renate Langer

Rebecca Sharrock

KATG 2733: Dinner Table Regulations

with James Adomian and Andrea Allan - Family impersonations and rules regarding laughter; being a parent of divorce; James's estranged father; Trump impressionist Anthony Atamanuik and audience members ruining the illusion; Andrea's visit with her dad October 13, 2017

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— Genius At Impersonations: James Adomian, who does impersonations of his dad with his brothers, is in studio
— At Least I Was Allowed To Laugh: Keith and Chemda recount the regulations they grew up with regarding laughter
— Do You Need Shelves?: Keith told his parents about his divorce
— Code Of Silence: James’s estranged father would not approve of James’s new love
— Make Impressions Great Again: The gang discusses Anthony Atamanuik, James’s Trump vs. Bernie partner and fellow impersonator, and their relation to their audience. James explains audience members trying to get him to break character or ruin the illusion
— Staring At The Leaves: Andrea Allan comes on mic to recount her recent exciting trip to Lake Placid with her father
— Easter Egg: James leaves the studio, and the gang shoots themselves in the face

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Andrea Allan

James Adomian

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James Adomian

Andrea Allan

Anthony Atamanuik

Anthony and James as Trump and Bernie

James as Jesse Ventura

The Undertaker

Paul Bearer

Lake Placid's foliage

Andrea's crooked hips

Michael Caine

The late Fred Phelps

Mr. Spock

KATG 2732: Honey, We’re Trending

President Trump’s IQ test; Mike Ditka doubts black oppression; Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster on tape snorting cocaine and talking dirty to a stripper; Pennsylvania Representative and anti-abortionist Tim Murphy asks mistress to get an abortion; Hurricane Harvey Weinstein and his public victims; Chemda’s Harvey-related experience; Ed Asner asks interviewer for a kiss during workplace sexism interview; comic Ralphie May died October 12, 2017

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— I’d Pay $50 On Pay Per View: Trump proposed an IQ tests faceoff with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson after Rex reportedly called the president a “fucking moron”
— Fake Praise: Trump praised the NFL for demanding that the players stand during the national anthem despite no such thing ever happening, and ex-coach Mike Ditka said during a radio interview that he doesn't believe there has been an oppression of black people in the United States in the last 100 years
— Selfie Video: A video of Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorting cocaine and dirty talking was leaked by an ex-mistress who he sent it to
— You’re Fired!: Adamant anti-abortionist and Pennsylvania Republican Representative Tim Murphy asked a stripper that he was cheating on his wife with to get an abortion
— Sit Down: Wingnuts Donna Karen and Lindsay Lohan publically defended Harvey Weinstein during his recent scandal
— Not My Neck? How About My Dick?: Film producer Harvey Weinstein’s sexual victims include Asia Argento, Rosanna Arquette, Jessica Barth, Zoë Brock, Emma de Caunes, Cara Delevingne, Dawn Dunning, Ambra Battilana Gutierrez, Louisette Geiss, Judith Godrèche, Heather Graham, Angelina Jolie, Ashley Judd, Katherine Kendall, Rose McGowan, Emily Nestor, Lauren O’Connor, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tomi-Ann Roberts, Lauren Sivan, Mira Sorvino, and Lucia Stoller
— Freeze And Appease: Chemda talks about getting groped by a club owner when she was 23
— Not Even A Kiss?: Ed Asner asked MSNBC’s female interviewer Chris Jansing for a kiss during an interview on workplace sexism
— How’d He Die?: Comedian Ralphie May died of cardiac arrest at age 45

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Rex Tillerson

Mike Ditka

Chris Foerster

Chris's seduction video

Chris remembering doing this off your pussy

Kijuana Nige, the recipient of Chris's video

Tim Murphy, anti-abortionist who wanted his mistress to have an abortion

Harvey Weinstein

$Just a fraction of the Harvey Weinstein victim list$

Just a fraction of the Harvey Weinstein victim list

Donna Karen

Lindsey Lohan

The Benny Hill Show and its fun skit

Ed Asner

The late Ralphie May

KATG 2731: Kids These Days

with Matt Bachus – Matt didn’t know his roommate’s name and the roommate killed himself; Matt took acid at age 16; mass shooting and a DMV for guns; 26-year-old woman shoots homeless man over her loud car stereo music; high school bullying and depression; male vs. female statutory rape October 10, 2017

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— New Kid In Town: Matt Bachus, a delightful new KATG guest, is in studio
— What’s Your Name Again?: Matt had a roommate who killed himself. Matt never knew his name.
— There’s A Door Up There: Matt discusses taking acid at age 16
— I Love Pizza, But...: The gang talks about gun regulation and the legal tricks that make mass shootings easier. Why isn’t there a DMV but for people who want to buy guns?
— People Are Animals: 26-year-old Katie Quackenbush shot a homeless man twice after he told her to lower her music in her Porsche
— No Fear: Matt got bullied in high school and suffered from depression
— Horndog High: Teacher Erin Sayer lost a $750,000 lawsuit for giving weed to and having sex with a 16-year-old student. The gang talks about the difference between male and female molesters and male and female victims.

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Matt Bachus

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Matt Bachus

Hugs don't wipe tears

Homeless shooter Katie Quackenbush

Gerald Melton, the homeless man

Erin Sayer, teacher and statutory rapist

Kevin Eng, the student, with and his parents

Rodger Lafferty

Who's lafferting now?

Matt's new podcast

KATG 2730: Crazy

with Mehran Khaghani, Andrea Allan, Paul Hooper, and Christian Finnegan – Mehran’s Ambien-induced busted face; Paul’s break-up and dick pic; Andrea frees Paul’s body; Christian witnesses the afternoon of Keith’s last day of drinking; Christian’s vocal surgery and dead mother October 9, 2017

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— The Gang’s All Here: Thanks to Stephanie Ellis, we are doing an amazing Kickstarter-sponsored episode with Mehran Khaghani, Andrea Allan, Paul Hooper, and Christian Finnegan
— Break The Fall With Your Face: Mehran fell 7 feet off of his loft bed and landed on his face. He recounts the incident and the reconstructive surgery.
— His Penis Is Back Online: Paul recently had a break-up, and listener in feedback begs for the return of his dick pic to the KATG website. Andrea explains the non-prodding Paul’s dick pic took in the first place.
— The Dick Pic Whisperer: Andrea was the one to prod Paul into showing them his world-famous dick pics
— This Isn’t Gatorade: Christian saw Keith the afternoon of the last day of Keith’s drinking. That day wasn’t going to end pretty.
— It Was A Bad Summer: Christian had nodes removed from his vocal chords. While he was recovering in silence, his mother went missing and subsequently passed away. Christian received her ashes and cleaned out the storage units filled with the things she’s hoarded.

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Pictures

Stephanie Ellis, show producer extraordinaire!

Mehran Khaghani

Andrea Allan

Paul Hooper

Christian Finnegan

Mehran's journey

Paul is back in action, ladies (and Jerome)

KATG 2729: Gun People

With Caitlin Brodnick – Mastectomies and sobriety; pregnant catcalling; robot restaurant workers and Seamless’s tricks; McDonald’s pay it forward drive-in lines catches on; man wins $1.3 million on a casino machine then told it’s a malfunction; the Las Vegas shooter; Indiana police shoot at armed robber that’s actually filming a movie; Keith recounts the dangerous set of She’s Crushed; the birthday of Keith’s dead Army friend; how to react to a sexless marriage October 6, 2017

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— Dangerous Boobies: Caitlin Brodnick, who just released a book about her time-bomb breasts, is in studio
— Breasts The Size Of Houses: Caitlin tested positive for the BRCA1 gene mutation. She explains her cancer-ridden family history, her double mastectomy, and her sobriety
— God Bless You: Caitlin has been getting catcalled more now that she’s pregnant. Chemda got catcalled by another woman.
— Big Seamless: There will be a new Shake Shack opening in NYC that will be operated by robots. The gang discusses Seamless’s bait and switch tricks.
— Pay It Backwards: At a McDonald's in Missouri, a pay-it-forward chain went on for an hour, totaling 125 customers
— Consider A Name Change: A man named Jerry Rape won $1,300,000 at a bingo machine, then officials told him the machine simply malfunctioned
— Is 23 Guns The Line?: The Las Vegas shooter had 23 guns in his hotel room
— We Keep It Real: Indiana police mistook an actor filming a movie for an armed robber and shot at him. Keith recounts how dangerously negligent the producers were when Keith was shooting the slasher movie She’s Crushed.
— Happy Death Day: Keith got a Facebook birthday reminder of his dead Army friend who was shot through a screen door

Guests

Caitlin Brodnick

Pictures

Caitlin Brodnick

Caitlin's book

The Vegas shooter's hotel room

A very brave/drunk man sticking it to the Vegas shooter

Keith's Army buddy, the late Rob Wrinkle

Rob and his kids

Rob's killer David Hunter

Rob's ex-girlfriend Andria

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