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KATG 3419: Twinsies w/ Myq Kaplan

Keith and Chemda discuss the most caustic Silent Trailers yet and Chemda’s scientific thoughts on bandages before Keith’s best friend Myq Kaplan joins the party. The gang talks about Keith’s persona in Myq’s stand-up, the latest in ayahuasca, relationships, the deaths of bullies, and Juneteenth. Also, it wasn’t until after the show that Keith and Chemda realized they didn’t even mention Father’s Day. Oh well. I guess be nicer, dads. June 21, 2021
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Ayahuasca
Ayahuasca

KATG 3418: Hot White Heist w/ Adam Goldman

After Keith and Chemda discuss the new federal holiday Juneteenth and Keith’s stolen $18,000 invisible sculpture, they’re joined by The Outs creator Adam Goldman to discuss his latest tour de force Hot White Heist. The gang covers people changing the use of the word queer and the joys of having a room to watch television. Also, 47-year-old Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene just learned about the Holocaust and why it was bad while Nashville’s HatWRKS sells ironic Star of David NOT VACCINATED patches. The group talks about political cucks, and Keith watched Anthony Hopkins’ The Father. June 18, 2021
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Adam GoldmanAdam Goldman

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Artist Salvatore Garau
Artist Salvatore Garau

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene


Donald Trump and Mike Pence
Donald Trump and Mike Pence
The Capitol noose for Mike Pence egged on by Donald Trump
The Capitol noose for Mike Pence egged on by Donald Trump
The Cruzes
The Cruzes

KATG 3417: Shut Up, Mommy’s Talking w/ Kyle Ocasio and Karen Bergreen

After discussing how Amazon’s Jeff Bezos will be forced to buy and eat the Mona Lisa, Kyle and Karen join KATG to discuss raising children, generational changes in parenting styles, and an armed hijacker that stole a school bus filled with 5-year-olds that asked him so many annoying questions that he left the bus. Then we get into Keith and Kyle’s dynamic. June 16, 2021
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Bus stealer of annoying 5-year-olds Jovan Collazo
Bus stealer of annoying 5-year-olds Jovan Collazo
June Cummings and her returned yearbook
June Cummings and her returned yearbook

KATG 3416: Home Sweet Home

Chemda gets another care package from the mom that isn’t talking to her, and Keith joins his siblings to visit his mom in assisted living with an extended cameo from his dad. New to KATG? Be sure to also visit KATG.com/DAD June 14, 2021
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KATG 3415: Drive w/ Zahra Noorbakhsh

Zahra joins KATG and discusses her Iranian heritage, her straight marriage and bisexuality, and her study of bro culture in comedy. Keith talks about his death-defying Memorial Day drive and his millionaire stepkids. The gang then discusses the top news stories including Chick-fil-A being at it again, the Bachelor franchise’s host Chris Harrison’s firing and $25,000,000 ultimatum, and Anthony Weiner selling NFTs based on his sexting crimes. Other news includes Mission: Impossible 7 shutting down, lawyer F. Lee Bailey’s passing and his life in Hell, Ghislaine Maxwell’s fifth bail rejection, and Derek Chauvin asking for his sentence to be time served. Sure, why not. Oh, and Julia Scotti’s people wrote KATG a letter. June 9, 2021
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Chick-fil-A's CEO Dan Cathy
Chick-fil-A's CEO Dan Cathy
Chris Harrison
Chris Harrison
Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin
Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin
F. Lee Bailey and O. J. Simpson
F. Lee Bailey and O. J. Simpson
Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell
Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell
Derek Chauvin
Derek Chauvin
Julia Scotti
Julia Scotti

KATG 3414: Funny That Way w/ Julia Scotti

Transgender comic Julia Scotti transitioned 20 years ago, and she joins KATG to share her heartbreaks and inspiring breakthroughs June 7, 2021
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KATG.com/gear
KATG.com/gear

Funny That Way
Funny That Way

KATG 3413: This Is Great News w/ Courtney Maginnis

Happy Memorial Day! Keith is getting behind the wheel of a car! Courtney joins KATG to get to the bottom of that for all our sakes as well as to discuss the latest goings-on of our world, both good and very good. Bill Cosby has been denied parole, Alan Dershowitz is suing Netflix over the documentary Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, and Amy Cooper aka Central Park Karen is at it again. Happy holidays! May 28, 2021
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Keith's best friend Christian
Keith's best friend Christian
Recuperating
Recuperating
Pardon denied
Pardon denied

Jeffrey Epstein and Leslie Wexner
Jeffrey Epstein and Leslie Wexner
Alan Dershowitz vs. Virginia Giuffre
Alan Dershowitz vs. Virginia Giuffre
Amy Cooper
Amy Cooper

KATG 3412: American Crisis w/ Maddy Smith

Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out’s Maddy Smith joins Keith and Chemda as they cover the latest involving Nick’s racist podcast remarks, his subsequent apology, and his VH1 reinstatement. They also discuss PR moves and John Mulaney’s dating exploits, a woman that faked her own wedding to make her former boyfriend jealous, and the new Borat Supplemental Reportings. GA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene compares having to wear masks due to COVID-19 to the holocaust, and NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo made $5,000,000 on his book touting his amazing COVID-19 leadership as he underreported COVID deaths. Chemda got her vaccine from the most unprofessional frontline worker, and listener Yessica asks Chemda if she should start smoking weed at age 36. May 26, 2021
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Maddy SmithMaddy Smith

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John Mulaney, Olivia Munn, Anna Marie Tendler
John Mulaney, Olivia Munn, Anna Marie Tendler
Sarah Vilard's fake wedding
Sarah Vilard's fake wedding
Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon
Borat's Jim and Jerry
Borat's Jim and Jerry
GA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
GA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

KATG 3411: Lightning Round w/ Mathew Klickstein

Uh oh! Keith and Chemda lost a listener over Israeli-Palestinian thoughts, and they are not pleased one bit! Luckily, Keith’s able to calm down after reminiscing over how well he cleaned his own place as his girlfriend’s anniversary gift. Mathew joins the show and talks about his myriad of projects that include Steven Seagal’s only horror film, Restaurant: Impossible, and Mr. Skin before getting into his latest project Comic-Con Begins. Spoiler: Those costumed people fuuuuuuuuck. May 24, 2021
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A Silent Trailers house party
A Silent Trailers house party
Michael Davignon, who used to like us
Michael Davignon, who used to like us

Marc Summers
Marc Summers
Mr. Skin
Mr. Skin

KATG 3410: All We Are Saying w/ Usama Siddiquee and Vincient Garcia

Usama starts the show off with Keith and Chemda, and they get into the pitfall of Ladies and Gentlemen. It’s a tough one, folks, but we can do it, y’all. Usama talks about his America’s Got Talent controversy with Heidi Klum, his Bengali heritage and giving up med school to apartment squat and go into comedy, and what the COVID-19 pandemic has taught him. Then the gang discusses the May 2021 Israeli-Palestinian ceasefire. Also, more than 400 people have been charged following the U.S. Capitol breach while powerful republicans are spinning January 6, 2021 as a “normal tourist visit.” Then Vincient joins KATG in person, and the 3 of them discuss the blessings of jail, anger issues, crack, meth, racism, and the power of realizing your own ignorance. May 21, 2021
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Usama vs. Heidi Klum
Usama vs. Heidi Klum
Georgia Rep. Andrew Clyde: Jan. 6, 2021 "was a normal tourist visit."
Georgia Rep. Andrew Clyde: Jan. 6, 2021 "was a normal tourist visit."
The normal tourist visit
The normal tourist visit



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