KATG 2661: Piss Adjacent

with Alison Klemp – To Catch a Predator; cohabitating (with a comedian); squirting; George Clooney’s billion dollar tequila; Ask KATG; the Naked Show and vomit; Curtis Armstrong vs. Tom Cruise June 27, 2017

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— It’s Been Too Long: Alison Klemp, whose hasn’t been on the show for a minute, is in studio
— Would You Like An IPA?: Alison worked on a show with Chris Hansen, and the gang talks about To Catch a Predator
— Mating and Cohabitating: Alison lives with her boyfriend who is also a comedian
— It Comes Out Clumpy: Alison is a squirter
— House Of Rich Friends: George Clooney is selling his tequila company for $1,000,000,000
— Dear Keith And The Girl: The group gives advice to various listeners. They give answers on how to be assertive when other men hit on your girlfriend in front of you, how to hook up with coworkers, and how to get over social anxiety and shyness.
— The Naked Show: Alison recounts some memorable moments she has had on the Naked Show including a comic throwing up halfway through his set
— Bible Study And Blow Jobs: Curtis Armstrong released a memoir recalling his time on and off the set of the 1983 film Risky Business. It turns out Tom Cruise was an animal.

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Alison Klemp

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Alison Klemp

Chris Hansen, the man, the legend

Would you like some cookies?

George Clooney and his fancy tequila

Curtis Armstrong and Tom Cruise

KATG 2660: Code-switching

with Alzo Slade – Code-switching; Chemda’s mom; to condom or not condom; Johnny Depp knew he was going broke; The Slants; JAY-Z’s new name; how to have great sex June 26, 2017

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— Coolest Cat In The Game: Alzo Slade, who is always as cool as the other side of the pillow, is in studio
— Black Living In A White World: Alzo explains the linguistic phenomena of code-switching to Keith
— Let’s Call Them: Chemda gives an update on her correspondence with her mother
— New York City Women: Alzo explains NYC ladies and condom and not condoms and…
— Guess I’ll Sell The Jet: Old email surfaced between Johnny Depp and his financial advisors that prove he was warned that he was in financial trouble
— Freedom Of Speech: The band The Slants won a court case fighting for their right to use their band name despite it being a racial slur. Radio host Mike Francesa acted surprised on air that he couldn’t use the term ‘oriental,’ over and over and over again.
— JAY-Z Not Jay Z Nor Jay-Z: JAY-Z is bored and is changing the spelling of his name to have something to do
— The Meal Doesn’t Match The Menu: The gang talks about people who don’t move or get into it during sex

Guests

Alzo Slade

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Alzo Slade

Johnny Depp

Mike Francesa

JAY-Z

KATG 2659: Back to Reality

with Michelle Collins – The View; actors and their personal lives; the Cosby mistrial; Bachelor in Paradise controversy; The Handmaid’s Tale’s sex scenes; dating a tall woman; silent but angry; Star Trek conundrums; being a trophy wife June 25, 2017

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— A Great Way To Kick Things Off: Michelle Collins, who was a host on The View, is in studio
— Squeaky Clean: The gang talks about Hollywood actors and how their personal lives affect how they are perceived on screen
— Arrested Development: The gang discusses the Cosby mistrial and the members of the jury
— Consent Or Not Consent: Michelle gives her (nothing) perspective on the recent rape allegations on Bachelor in Paradise
— The Best Show Out There: Michelle talks about some of her favorite TV shows including Hoarders and My 600-lb Life. She shares her love of The Handmaid’s Tale’s sex scenes.
— Banging Into Shit: Michelle talks about being a tall woman and her dating history
— Sweet Emotion: Chemda talks about how Keith does not vocalize when he is upset
— I’m Sorry I’m Not Following: Chemda talks about a Star Trek episode where adults are transformed into children that still have their adult brains
— Trophy Wife: Michelle was taught by her mother that being a trophy wife is a positive thing

Guests

Michelle Collins

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Michelle Collins

Michelle on The View

Whoopi Goldberg

Tom Cruise

Tiger Woods

Roman Polanski

Bill Cosby

Bachelor contestants Corinne Olympios and DeMario Jackson

Cat's favorite show

Hoarders

Whoopi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

KATG 2658: The Onion

with Carly Ann Filbin – Orgasms prevent prostate cancer; bull kills another matador; transitioning and transitioning back; being non-binary; women in bikinis; city scams; magicians; onions June 22, 2017

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— It’s Carly Ann: Carly Ann Filbin, who used to go by Carly but she’s stepping it up, is in studio
— The Magic Number: Studies show that ejaculating 21 times a month helps prevent men from developing prostate cancer
— Hurry Up, I’m Dying: Matador Ivan Fandiño was impaled by a half-ton bull after tripping on his cape
— Assigned At Birth: A high school student transitioned then transitioned back shortly after. The school made them sign something to say that they won’t transition again.
— Misgendering: Hann comes on mic to discuss identifying as non-binary
— Don’t Be A Jerk-Off Laws: A man is blatantly taking pictures of women in their bikinis at the swimming pool in his apartment complex. It’s not against the law.
— Predatory Laws: A scam artist posing as a pastor scammed a woman into giving him $28,000. Keith discusses when he got tricked playing 3-card monte.
— Are You Fingering Me Right Now?: The gang discusses the power of magicians
— On This Guy’s Side: A man ordered a sandwich, asked for no onions, got onions anyway, and whipped out his dick while threatening to burn the venue to the ground

Guests

Carly Ann Filbin

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Carly Ann Filbin

The late Ivan Fandiño

Hann Cowger

The trans flag

Sean Kilkenny, violator of the don't be a jerk-off laws

Dorothy Edge, the woman who got scammed by the The Rev'd

Security cam footage of the scammers

David Blaine, magician and probably finger blaster

Yuba Sharma, the man behind the onion controversy

KATG 2657: The Book of Tim

with Tim Dillon – Tim’s NYC tour and NYC grocery stores; the death of Seeso; the changes of NYC; Carrie Fisher’s shocking toxicology report; pretending to be straight; movie reviews: Megan Leavey, 47 Meters Down, Rough Night, and The Book of Henry June 21, 2017

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— The Devil Himself: Tim Dillon, who hosts the podcast Tim Dillon Is Going to Hell, is in studio
— Get On The Bus: Tim hosts a stand-up comedy show on a bus where he gives people a gritty tour of New York City
— Buying Whole Foods, Alexa: Tim gives his views on various grocery stores in New York, some of which he has stolen food from
— RIP: Tim roasts the marketing execs behind the failing network Seeso
— Suburbs Into The City: Tim laments all the changes in New York City
— A Tasting Menu: Carrie Fisher's toxicology report shows evidence of cocaine, methadone, ecstasy, alcohol, and heroin
— Why Not Relapse?: Tim talks about a time when he was doing drugs heavily and pretending to like having sex with women
— The Reviews Are In: Keith reviews Megan Leavey, 47 Meters Down, Rough Night, and his new all-time favorite: The Book of Henry

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Tim Dillon

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Tim Dillon

Tim's podcast

Tim's bus tour

The food selection at Trader Joe's

Tim is not impressed

Rest in peaco

Wegmans, coming to New York soon!

Carrie Fisher

The Notorious B.I.G.

Michael Phelps' future opposition

KATG 2656: Jesus Is My Homo

with Matteo Lane – The Barefoot Contessa, Liza Minnelli, Katy Perry, Theresa Caputo (The Long Island Medium), and Rachael Ray; Wendy Williams vs. Whitney Houston; The Swan; Casey Jones’s final update; The Mummy; Jesus Christ’s gay tendencies; what to expect during your transition June 20, 2017

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— He Had The Receipts: Matteo Lane, who adores the Barefoot Contessa video that a listener put together, is in studio
— Congrats On Pride Month: Matteo talks about how he celebrated Pride Month
— Liza With A Z: Matteo delights with his Liza Minnelli impression
— Bringing Herself To Tears: Matteo gives his take on the Katy Perry live stream stunt
— Matteo And His Ladies: Matteo discusses the various ridiculous female celebrities he follows, including Theresa Caputo (The Long Island Medium) and Lindsay Lohan
— Chemda’s Favorite: Matteo roasts Rachael Ray and her cooking show
— Throwback: The gang listens to a recording of Wendy Williams interviewing a very sassy Whitney Houston
— The Swan: Matteo explains the since cancelled TV show The Swan
— Human And Dog Health Updates: Keith updates the listeners on Casey Jones’s recovery
— A Scene Has Been Made: Keith plays a tape of a drugged out weirdo he encountered in the vet waiting room
— Two Pupils In One Eye: Matteo thinks Keith should have known The Mummy was going to be terrible
— Jesus Was Gay: Matteo explains his theories on Jesus Christ’s sexuality
— The Testosterone Files: Hennessy is transitioning, and Chemda explains how people are changing their behavior around him now that he is perceived as male

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Matteo Lane

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Matteo Lane

Barefoot Contessa

The Stonewall riots

Liza Minnelli

Katy Perry and her problems

Jafar a.k.a. Katy Perry's therapist

Oprah Winfrey

Christi Chiello

Christi and Matteo's Show

The Princess of Plop returns

Lindsay Lohan and her shenanigans

Leah Remini

Theresa Caputo

Rachael Ray

Whitney Houston vs. Wendy Williams

Kellyanne Conway

The Swan

He has a point

KATG 2655: #Cunt

with Andrea Allan – C.J. update; Katy Perry on Facebook Live; Jerry Seinfeld vs. Kesha; Andrea's creepy comedy co-workers; Iliza Shlesinger vs. Women June 19, 2017

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— Animal Savior: Andrea Allan, resident animal freak, is in studio
— If God Wants A Puppy: Keith gives an update on Casey Jones’s drug habit
— Is She Stupid Or Are We Stupid?: The gang talks about Katy Perry’s most recent publicity stunt where she livestreamed herself in an apartment for 96 hours
— Be You, Jerry: The gang discusses the Jerry Seinfeld vs. Kesha hug rejection incident
— Only 6 Likes: Andrea gives an update on the creep in the comedy community she called out on What’s Up, A?, and it turns out he thinks she was asking for it
— WWII: The gang discusses the recent drama surrounding Iliza Shlesinger and her comments regarding other female comedians

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Andrea Allan

Pictures

Andrea Allan, fun fucking guy

Casey Jones

Destiny, Andrea's cat who is in heaven now

Demetra, Andrea's cat who had surgery, and is also in heaven now

Katy and James Corden hanging per usual

Neil deGrasse Tyson putting in a days work

Katy crying about her hair

Seinfeld rejecting Kesha

The moment immortalized

Julian Matthesen a.k.a. Vegan Jules

Iliza being a hypocrite and a hack

Very clever Iliza

What an asshole

Iliza Shlesinger getting called out

Chelsea Peretti

Liza Treyger

Annie Lederman

KATG 2654: Family First

with Jessie Jolles and Lawrence DeLoach – Casey Jones’s drug problem; 30 pounds of impacted feces; Father’s Day; Hann Cowger’s gender; KATG and the justice system; 70-year-old robs bank to go to the prison; Hennessy’s ding update; Man steals bagel tip jar; politeness and price breaks June 18, 2017

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— The Gang Is Back Together: Jessie Jolles and Lawrence DeLoach are in studio
— High On Cocaine: Keith’s dog Casey Jones ate a bottle of Adderall just before the show started
— Megacolon: A 22-year-old Chinese man had been constipated since birth. Surgeons removed almost 30 pounds of compacted fecal matter.
— Half Of A Father: The gang talks about their relationships with fathers and their phone calls with their dads
— Gender Neutrality: KATG apprentice Hann Cowger is switching their pronouns to them/they
— BAILIFF!: The gang talks about their interactions with the justice system
— Life Sentence: A 70-year-old Kansas City man robbed a bank and turned himself in to the cops so that he didn’t have to live at home with his wife
— Your Car’s A Pussy: The next chapter of the dinged car saga unfolds. Keith reads the back and forth emails.
— Just The Tip: A man attempted to steal the tip jar from a bagel store in Queens. When a worker tried to stop the suspect, he punched him in the face and ran off with the money.
— Please And Thank You: A Virginia coffee shop is giving customers huge discounts for being polite to the servers when ordering

Guests

Jessie Jolles

Lawrence DeLoach

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Lawrence DeLoach

Jessie Jolles

Casey Jones

Mother and child

The megacolon

Hann Cowger

John Ripple, Kansas City bank robber and wife hater

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KATG 2653: Across the Pond

with Iain Lee and Katherine Boyle – England’s Late Nights and The Rabbit Hole; Queen Elizabeth II; touring New York City; fake reviewers; The Mummy revisited; herpes vs. cold sores; free health care?; pig-fucker David Cameron; deadly mushrooms; Apple’s new HomePod; how to interview; Minnesota teens June 15, 2017

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— To Your Right: Iain Lee and Katherine Boyle, from Late Nights with Iain Lee and The Rabbit Hole, are in studio
— She Used To Be So Hot: The gang discusses the value of Queen Elizabeth II
— Where Lennon Died: Iain and Katherine talk about their experiences touring New York City
— Half A Speaker: The group discusses reviews by people not experiencing what they claim to be reviewing, from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and video games to Keith’s last stand-up album
— Show Me The Mummy: Iain and Katherine saw The Mummy in theatres, and Tom Cruise’s career is revisited
— Warts Around Your Cock Or Your Fanny: A listener writes in to educate us on the difference between herpes strains and how they can be contracted
— Free Health Care?: Iain and Katherine explain the health care system in the UK
— Dick In A Dead Pig's Mouth: The bestiality sex scene in Black Mirror is based on a rumor involving former British Prime Minister David Cameron
— Amanita Muscaria: The mushroom that Shane Mauss took on air is closely related in looks to another mushroom that is extremely deadly
— Shut Up, Alexa: Apple's Siri-voiced speaker for your home was unveiled this week
— I Like You Tammy, You’re Funny: Keith reads a back and forth between him and an odd interviewer
— Too Stupid To Be Arrested: Minnesota teens tried to steal a cake from a grocery store and accidentally stole the cardboard display cake. They then tried to exchange the cardboard display for a real cake.

Guests

Iain Lee

Katherine Boyle

Pictures

Iain Lee

Katherine Boyle

Iain and Katherine's podcast

Elizabeth II

Elizabeth II as a smokin hot babe

The Dakota building

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

David Cameron, getting very friendly with that pig

The Black Mirror pig scene

Shane's daily snack

Apple's HomePod

Siri, play Madness by Muse

KATG 2652: That’s a Lady!

with Doug Smith – Doug the Superhero; Keith’s gastrointestinal nightmares; Doug’s family and his one-eyed father; Keith and Cat and dogs vs. Their Landlord; The Mummy reviewed; Chris Brown's documentary; Comedians in Hell June 14, 2017

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— An American Legend: Doug Smith, who is a direct descendant of Ulysses S. Grant, is in studio
— Chinese Food In A Blender: Doug Smith defended a woman being assaulted in public which resulted in him being cut open in the face
— That’s Way Worse: Keith compares his recent gastrointestinal nightmares with Doug’s recovery from the face slashing
— Freddy Krueger Strikes Again: Doug’s grandfather died in his sleep, leading Doug to assume he would die in his sleep as well
— A Family Of Heroes: Doug’s father lost his left eye in a barbequing accident
— Fresh Born: Doug discusses his blood sibling and older adopted siblings
— Squatter Rights: Keith’s landlord threatens eviction for having 2 dogs in the apartment
— The Theater Wasn’t Packed: Keith reviews The Mummy, and the gang discusses Tom Cruise
— Not Mary J. Blige!: Chris Brown is releasing a new documentary entitled Welcome to My Life
— See You In Hell: Doug hosts a monthly comedy show where he and his co-host create a hell-like environment for the comedians to perform stand up in

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Doug Smith

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Doug Smith

Doug on the front page

Doug's face slash

Ulysses S. Grant

The eye gouger

Keith and Cat's dog babies

The original Mummy

The new Mummy

Tom Cruise, the king of Scientology

Chris Brown, the king of hitting ladies

Chris Brown's new movie

Mary J. Blige

Doug's show

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