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KATG 3220: The No No Place w/ Kevin Allison

Sex addictions and negotiations; new sexual adventures; sex with your master; California sobriety; being the black sheep; Kevin’s ADD diagnosis; 2020 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees January 20, 2020
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Kevin AllisonKevin Allison

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Kevin Allison
Kevin Allison
The Doobie Brothers
The Doobie Brothers
Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston
The Notorious B.I.G.
The Notorious B.I.G.
Nine Inch Nails
Nine Inch Nails
T. Rex
T. Rex
Depeche Mode
Depeche Mode

KATG 3219: Just Married w/ Casey James Salengo and Courtney Maginnis

Casey and Courtney’s marriage and jealousy; stepping up and quitting smoking; Keith’s housekeeper is a tattletale; early KATGuh results; The Beaver Boyz presents Diamond Dogs; NFL Conference Playoffs and vegetarianism January 19, 2020
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Casey James Salengo and Courtney Maginnis
Casey James Salengo and Courtney Maginnis
The newlyweds
The newlyweds
The Beaver Boyz presents Diamond Dogs
The Beaver Boyz presents Diamond Dogs

KATG 3218: 12th Annual KATGuh Awards

The 2019 KATGuh Award Nominations January 17, 2020
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  • — Most Ridiculous Moment: JC Best - The N word during sex; Calvin Cato - Calvin fails at celibacy; Andrea Allan - The Burger King story in Keith’s Father’s book; Calvin Cato - Chemda gets cards; Chemda - Chemda and Xerxes will be poly; Keith - Elisabeth Hasselbeck doesn’t swear; John F. O'Donnell - JFOD reveals Goofy Grapes; Andrea Allan - Andrea tries to get Keith to feel
  • — Best Fight: Tracey Carnazzo - The birthday burger; Andrew Casertano - Andrea fires Chemda; Billy Procida - Billy loses his prostitution gig; Billy Procida - Billy’s sex game
  • — Most Shocking: Ashley Brooke Roberts - Nice scarf; Chemda - Chemda’s wet spot; Troy Alan - Troy’s pedophile dad; Chris Distefano - Chris gets face fucked; Mara Marek - Mara gets cheated on; Bianca Brady - Bianca’s cancer announcement; Carmen Lynch - Keith vs. Rite Aid; JC Best - JC defends his mom’s rapist
  • — Best Rant: Justin Smith - Don’t reply maybe; Bianca Brady - We are all proud of Keith; Keith - Foreign action film actors dying for real; Bianca Brady - Lorne Michaels melt down
  • — Goofiest Moment: Tracey Carnazzo - Chemda’s dirty mouth; Joe Pontillo - Keith’s dad wants his kid to kill him; Andrea Allan - Andrea fucks snakes; Keith - Barbara Walters tells everybody, including herself, to calm down; Chelsea White - The Hustlers discussion; Myq Kaplan - The text reveal; Andrea Allan - Chemda’s cold cuts tricks; Jesse Joyce - The fake orgasm symphony
  • — Best Impression: Keith - Sebastian Maniscalco; Chris Hauselt - Chris as Stephen Murphy; Bianca Brady; Bianca as David Attenborough
  • — Best Drunk: Casey James Salengo and Courtney Maginnis - 2 days sober; Chelsea White - Chelsea’s drunk tattoos; Ali Clayton and Melody Kamali - Ali’s rock bottom
  • — Best Original Song: B. Jason Ouellette - Cat’s in my email; Dylan Adler - Hamilton vs. Michael Bublé and 1,000 Chodes; B. Jason Ouellette - The jingling libido song; Bianca Brady - Bianca’s outro song; Keith - Keith’s version of Cats In The Cradle
  • — Best Ad Read: Casey James Salengo - Sleep Number; Sam Evans & Carmen Lagala - Rothy’s Shoe; Andrea Allan - Best Fiends; Dan Hartley - Quip
  • — Best New Guest: Will Winner, Patrick Schroeder, Joe DeVito, Wil Cope, Dylan Adler, JC Best, Rachel McCartney, Hannah Berner, Shuli Egar, Tristan Miller

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Kyle OcasioKyle Ocasio

KATG 3217: In The Stars w/ Julia Schachter

Julia reads Keith and Kyle’s and Chemda and Xerxes’s astrological charts January 16, 2020
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Julia Schachter
Julia Schachter








KATG 3216: The Virgin Diaries w/ Ray Gootz

Ray lost his virginity at age 37 January 15, 2020
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Ray GootzRay Gootz

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Ray Gootz
Ray Gootz


KATG 3215: Yummy w/ Khalid Rahmaan and LeClerc Andre

How to be taller; relationship fights; how to save the planet by killing yourself; Hells Angels’ new home gets shot up; giving cows VR headsets and fish 3-D glasses; demolition contractor again tears down the wrong house; SEND NUDES tattletales; Justin Bieber’s #1 scam; North Korean woman threatened jail for not saving Kim Jong Il and Kim Il Sung’s portraits from her house on fire January 14, 2020
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Khalid Rahmaan and LeClerc Andre
Khalid Rahmaan and LeClerc Andre
Les Knight, founder of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
Les Knight, founder of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
The new Hells Angels clubhouse in the Bronx
The new Hells Angels clubhouse in the Bronx
Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura
The cow's being tricked with VR glasses
The cow's being tricked with VR glasses
Doing unnecessary science with cuttlefish
Doing unnecessary science with cuttlefish
Before a bunch of killjoys ruined it
Before a bunch of killjoys ruined it




The house fire and Kim Jong Il and Kim Il Sung’s portraits
The house fire and Kim Jong Il and Kim Il Sung’s portraits

KATG 3214: Holy Castle w/ Micah Sherman

Xerxes’s birthday card; losing weight in 2020; Corey Booker drops out of the presidential race; Sussex’s great loss and the history of The Queen’s flatulence; how to save farts; Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candles; Uncut Gems, 1917, and the 92nd Academy Awards January 13, 2020
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Micah ShermanMicah Sherman

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Micah Sherman
Micah Sherman
Bob Ross
Bob Ross
Bob Ross's natural hair
Bob Ross's natural hair
Chemda's Bob Ross-inspired painting
Chemda's Bob Ross-inspired painting
The birthday card
The birthday card
Cory Booker
Cory Booker
G'bye
G'bye
Sussex, pip pip!
Sussex, pip pip!
The Queen of Flatulence
The Queen of Flatulence
THEY BOLDED THE WRONG WORDS!
THEY BOLDED THE WRONG WORDS!
Gwyneth Paltrow and her naughty candle
Gwyneth Paltrow and her naughty candle
The Knockoff
The Knockoff






Kathryn Bigelow, the only woman to win Best Director at the Academy Awards
Kathryn Bigelow, the only woman to win Best Director at the Academy Awards








KATG 3213: Royal Tea

Steak and Blow Job Day; bad photoshops, lying to your boss, CIA impersonations, and taking a driving test dressed as your mother; Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Megxit; 42-year-old woman runs over Mexican child for being Mexican; 59-year-old woman throws bucket of human feces on landlord; 1917 reviewed; Chemda watched Nanette; Mob Wives’ Drita D’Avanzo arrested in FBI raid January 10, 2020
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KATG
KATG
Xerxes
Xerxes
The completely realistic photoshopped tire pic
The completely realistic photoshopped tire pic
Lisa Marie O'Donnell, CIA impersonator
Lisa Marie O'Donnell, CIA impersonator
Heitor Schiave impersonating his mother
Heitor Schiave impersonating his mother
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
Princess Michael of Kent and her special brooch
Princess Michael of Kent and her special brooch
Danny Baker and his fun tweet
Danny Baker and his fun tweet
Princess Diana and Prince Harry
Princess Diana and Prince Harry
Madame Tussaud's Royal Family - Before
Madame Tussaud's Royal Family - Before
After
After

Nicole Marie Poole Franklin, the women who ran over a child for being Mexican
Nicole Marie Poole Franklin, the women who ran over a child for being Mexican
Nicole's victim
Nicole's victim
Joanne Mercader, human feces bucket holder/thrower
Joanne Mercader, human feces bucket holder/thrower
Joanne's landlord
Joanne's landlord


Mob Wives' Drita D'Avanzo
Mob Wives' Drita D'Avanzo

KATG 3212: Jail-Jitsu

Chemda, Xerxes, and Christmas; how to trick your family; Fitbit and cheaters; PlayStation 4 weighing scam; Keith’s Dad tried to be clever writing Keith; Roger Ailes and workplace conduct; Matt Lauer’s new love; Jeffrey Epstein’s moved body; Lori Loughlin trains for prison; Cats reviewed; the Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen Stewart the Actress of the Decade January 7, 2020
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NFL Network’s Jane Slater
NFL Network’s Jane Slater
The Malley Tree
The Malley Tree
Keith and Kristie
Keith and Kristie


The late Roger Ailes
The late Roger Ailes
Matt Lauer and his new girlfriend Shamin Abas
Matt Lauer and his new girlfriend Shamin Abas
Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein
Lori Loughlin
Lori Loughlin

Actress of the Decade Kristen Stewart
Actress of the Decade Kristen Stewart

KATG 3211: The Roaring Twenties

World War III; Stephen King’s child sex literature; The Game Changers and Keith the vegetarian; Pope Francis smacks a woman and non-apologies; Mariah Carey’s 25-year-old Christmas song reaches #1; Barack Obama’s favorite shows; Kevin Hart’s Don’t Fuck This Up; getting caught having sex; kids giving Christmas gifts; 2020 Golden Globes; the Australian wildfires January 6, 2020
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Working on the new studio
Working on the new studio

Iran's hack
Iran's hack
The Trumps on New Year's Eve
The Trumps on New Year's Eve
Stephen King
Stephen King


Pope Francis smacking one of his followers twice
Pope Francis smacking one of his followers twice



Barack and Fleabag
Barack and Fleabag

Keith's Christmas card from his stepson
Keith's Christmas card from his stepson
Ricky Gervais
Ricky Gervais
Kerry Washington's Golden Globes
Kerry Washington's Golden Globes
Winner of the Year
Winner of the Year

The hat that hides all
The hat that hides all
Australia
Australia
Spooky
Spooky
KATG.com/VIP
KATG.com/VIP


Keith's co-worker Charlie of KATG #12: Marriage and Hookers fame
Keith's co-worker Charlie of KATG #12: Marriage and Hookers fame
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