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KATG 3479: Scare Package w/ May Wilkerson

The totes fa-bu May Wilkerson joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss … Keith having cancer??!!! The gang also talks about Chemda’s parental care package and a listener’s holiday question. The trio addresses Tim Heidecker’s Joe Rogan parody and CNN suspending popular anchor Chris Cuomo. Then we get into love. A woman who married herself finds love with another, a different woman married a cow who she believes to be her reincarnated husband, and KATG discusses pandemic dating. December 1, 2021
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Show Notes

  • — Keith potentially has cancer
  • — Chemda’s parental care package
  • — Christmas and rich in-laws
  • — Tim Heidecker’s Joe Rogan parody
  • — CNN suspends Chris Cuomo
  • — Woman who married herself finds love with another
  • — Woman marries a cow she believes to be her reincarnated husband
  • — May and pandemic dating
  • — Alyssa Limperis

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May WilkersonMay Wilkerson

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Tim Heidecker and Joe Rogan
Tim Heidecker and Joe Rogan
Keith's old dating app pic (note the wedding ring)
Keith's old dating app pic (note the wedding ring)

KATG 3478: A Tangled Web

Spider-Man: No Way Home tickets are now on sale! And you can’t get them! But there is good news: It’s Chemda’s Birthday Week! We celebrate by discussing the new COVID variant Omicron the Planet Eater, a woman breastfeeding a cat on a flight, and a gunman pulling out his AK-47 over a 10-minute Little Caesars pizza wait. Happy Thanksgiving! The duo also yap about Ye’s plea for love, a KATG Thanksgiving miracle, and Kevin Spacey being ordered to pay $31,000,000 over Netflix’s sexual harassment policy. Also, Keith reviews Kevin Hart’s dramatic True Story, and KATG talks about the start of Empire’s Jussie Smollett’s hate-hoax trial. November 29, 2021
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  • — Hanukkah 2021
  • — Spider-Man: No Way To Buy Tickets
  • — The Omicron COVID variant
  • — Woman breastfeeds her cat on a flight
  • — Gunman pulls out his AK-47 over a 10-minute Little Caesars pizza wait
  • — Kanye West’s Thanksgiving plea to get Kim Kardashian back
  • — A KATG Thanksgiving Miracle
  • — Kevin Spacey ordered to pay Netflix $31,000,000 over their sexual harassment policy
  • — Keith reviews Kevin Hart’s True Story
  • — Empire’s Jussie Smollett’s hate hoax trial begins

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Jussie Smollett and his abusers/friends
Jussie Smollett and his abusers/friends

KATG 3477: Doubt It w/ Hannah Boone

The hilarious Hannah Boone joins Keith and Chemda to celebrate the Aumaud Arbery verdict, discuss Aaron Rodgers’ Covid Toe, and the new series Dopesick. They discuss Tucker Carlson’s “documentary” Patriot Purge, Kid Rock’s “song” Don’t Tell Me How to Live, and Louis C.K.’s 2021 Grammy nomination. In personal news, we learn about Hannah Boone’s after-relapse relationships, literally not being able to cry, and social media. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! November 24, 2021
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  • — Sleeping to fan/white noise
  • — The Ahmaud Arbery verdict
  • — Anti-vaxxer Aaron Rodgers has Covid Toe
  • — Keith reviews Dopesick
  • — Friends: liars, tricksters
  • — Fox News and Tucker Carlson’s Patriot Purge
  • — Kid Rock’s Don’t Tell Me How to Live
  • — Louis C.K.’s 2021 Grammy nomination
  • — Literally not being able to cry
  • — The latest on Hannah Boone: her boyfriend, family, friends, social media, and moving on

Guests

Hannah BooneHannah Boone

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Ahmaud Arbery's country dough-faced killers
Ahmaud Arbery's country dough-faced killers

Tucker Carlson's pro-insurrection "documentary"
Tucker Carlson's pro-insurrection "documentary"
Louis C.K., 2021 Grammy nominee
Louis C.K., 2021 Grammy nominee

KATG 3476: Don’t Drink the Kool-Aid

The duo is back and ready to celebrate Thanksgiving Day AND Native American Heritage Day. What a rollercoaster! They also discuss listener hate mail from grown adults, Kyle Rittenhouse’s defense attorney saying that Fox News is too much, the Kool-Aid They, the Proud Boys, and an SUV deliberately driving into a Wisconsin Christmas parade. KATG discusses ex-footballer Zac Stacy being freed on bond after he brutally beat his wife on camera, and Keith is excited about Spider-Man: No Way Home. Chemda could give a fuck. November 22, 2021
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Mary Jo Pehl
Mary Jo Pehl
Wife-beater Zac Stacy
Wife-beater Zac Stacy

KATG 3475: Kyle Rittenhouse and Princess Diana Spencer

Keith and Chemda record immediately following Kyle Rittenhouse being acquitted of all charges. The duo also discusses Kristen Stewart’s Princess Diana movie Spencer. And Keith doesn’t have off next week. November 19, 2021
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  • — The Kyle Rittenhouse verdict
  • — The Ahmaud Arbery trial
  • — The Princess Diana movie Spencer

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Kyle Rittenhouse, 17
Kyle Rittenhouse, 17

Judge Bruce Schroeder, 75
Judge Bruce Schroeder, 75
Ahmaud Arbery, RIP
Ahmaud Arbery, RIP
Kristen Stewart as Lady Di and Lady Di
Kristen Stewart as Lady Di and Lady Di

KATG 3474: C+C Love Factory w/ Casey James Salengo and Courtney McGinnis

Comedian couple Casey James Salengo and Courtney McGinnis join KATG to talk about pegging in the bedroom and pissing on stage. The gang talks about sucking yourself off as well as the Mile High Club. Also, Mel Gibson will direct Lethal Weapon 5, and QAnon Shaman Jacob Chansley was sentenced to 3.4 years in prison for the January 6 insurrection. The Staples Center will be renamed Crypto.com Arena. Casey and Courtney are keeping an eye out for the perfect person for their threesome. Their social media is now accepting résumés. November 17, 2021
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  • — Pegging
  • — Brass Against’s Sophia Urista pisses on a fan to everyone’s horror
  • — The Mile High Club
  • — Mel Gibson will direct Lethal Weapon 5
  • — QAnon Shaman Jacob Chansley sentenced to 41 months
  • — The Staples Center will be renamed the Crypto.com Arena
  • — Threeways

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Brass Against's Sophia Urista
Brass Against's Sophia Urista

QAnon Shaman Jake Angeli aka The Yellowstone Wolf sentenced to 41 months in prison
QAnon Shaman Jake Angeli aka The Yellowstone Wolf sentenced to 41 months in prison





KATG 3473: What Are Words w/ Kevin Allison

After discussing the most amazing football game ever played, Kevin Allison joins KATG to discuss Travis Scott, Kylie Jenner, and their poorly-timed W Magazine cover, Borax being used to reverse the COVID-19 vaccine, and Joe Rogan claiming that he’s able to suck his own dick. The gang talks about Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s bullshit word game, Andy Dick’s latest arrest and sordid history, jealous men, and the latest in fisting. November 15, 2021
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  • — Pittsburgh Steelers, Detroit Lions, and the greatest football game of all time
  • — Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner’s poorly-timed W Magazine cover
  • — Social media is advocating soaking in Borax to remove COVID vaccine
  • — Joe Rogan claims he could suck his own dick
  • — Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s Clinton-like word antics
  • — Andy Dick arrested for domestic battery
  • — Jealous men
  • — The latest in fisting

Guests

Kevin AllisonKevin Allison

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Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner
Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner
Andy Dick
Andy Dick

KATG 3472: Vomit Bucket w/ Laurie Kilmartin

Veteran comedian Laurie Kilmartin celebrates her new album Corset with Keith and Chemda. They also discuss the latest KATG tattoo, Chemda’s brother’s interesting family shout-out, and the latest in world news, including Kyle Rittenhouse’s cry(?) on the stand and the new University of Austin alternative college. November 12, 2021
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Show Notes

  • — Kyle Rittenhouse cries(?) on the stand
  • — Having a child named Brandon during the season of LET’S GO, BRANDON
  • — Laurie Kilmartin’s Corset and childrearing
  • — Anti-vaxx doctors dying of COVID-19
  • — The new University of Austin alternative college

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Paige and KATG Tattoo #149
Paige and KATG Tattoo #149



Kyle Rittenhouse
Kyle Rittenhouse

KATG 3471: Eternals w/ Lucie Pohl

Paul Rudd is People’s Sexiest Man Alive! Keith lost big when he put his money on it being John Samson, a substitute secretary at an accounting firm that he ran into who was simply gorgeous. Oh well, that’s Hollyweird! Anyway, Lucie Pohl (Overwatch’s Mercy) joins KATG to talk about BECOMING A U.S. CITIZEN! Also, the trio discusses rewatching Sex and the City, The Queen of England blaming Joe Biden for her farts, the latest with Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin’s A-list friends, news-fibber Brian Williams leaving NBC, and the movies Karen and Eternals. November 10, 2021
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  • — Paul Rudd is People’s Sexiest Man Alive
  • — Alanis Morissette to develop a comedy series inspired by her life
  • — Rewatching Sex in the City
  • — Becoming a U.S. citizen
  • — Dating and racist landlords
  • — The Queen of England blamed Joe Biden for her farts
  • — Joe Exotic hopes Tiger King 2 will get him out of prison
  • — Tiger King’s Carole Baskin says she’s been invited to a special group of A-list actors dealing with stress
  • — News-fibber Brian Williams leaves NBC
  • — Keith reviews the movie Karen
  • — Keith reviews the movie Eternals

Guests

Lucie PohlLucie Pohl

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Eternals
Eternals

KATG 3470: Armchair Quarterback

Keith and Chemda explain it all. They talk about sex, Daylight Saving Time, and the easiest way to last longer in bed. They also share the news that an edgelord is in charge of running Keith's crypto portfolio. The duo discusses the COVID-19 vaccine and its relation to Joe Rogan, Aaron Rodgers, Emilio Estevez, and Big Bird. A worker on Alec Baldwin's Rust was bit by a poisonous spider on the set the same day as the shooting, and he may need his arm amputated. Chemda breaks down Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson's relationship, and Keith is excited to be part of the new crop of 15-minute grocery store delivery services. November 8, 2021
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  • — How to last longer in bed
  • — Elon Musk aka Lorde Edge and Monkey Jizz
  • — Big Bird received the COVID-19 vaccine, Emilio Estevez refuses it and is kicked off of The Mighty Ducks, and Aaron Rodgers credits Joe Rogan for lying about his immunization
  • — Worker on Alec Baldwin’s Rust gets a spider bite the same day as the shooting and may need his arm amputated
  • — Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, and love
  • — Keith and 15-minute grocery delivery services

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Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers
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