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KATG 2993: Robotripping w/ Lucas Connolly

Lesbian mothers and bullying; the highest high; rekindling old relationships while shitfaced December 7, 2018
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  • — Speoutside The Queer: We have Lucas Connolly in studio explaining what it was like to be raised by divorced lesbians and how he dealt with bullying
  • — Like A Veal: Lucas has been sober for 13 years, but his stories about the drug days are some of the most amazing Keith and Chemda has ever heard
  • — What Friends Are For: 40% of listeners have tried to rekindle long-lost friendships while they were extremely drunk

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Lucas Connolly
Lucas Connolly
Lucas's drug of choice
Lucas's drug of choice

KATG 2992: How to Spot a Trickster w/ Stephen Spinola

The Keith Malley School of Trickster Awareness; driving for Uber; driving Steven Tyler; how to mine cryptocurrency; Gilbert Gottfried hates Stephen; hospital food December 6, 2018
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  • — Reunion: We have old friend Stephen Spinola in studio visiting from Nashville and updating us on his new life
  • — Catching Shitbirds: Keith shares his philosophies on parenting and trickery
  • — Family Man: 72% of listeners think Keith would be a good stepdad, 82% think Keith will get along with Kyle's kids, and 69% think Keith would make a good parent. Stephen recounts his childhood experiences with his stepfather and his plans to start a family with his fiancée.
  • — Making A Living: Stephen drives for Uber and Lyft. We talk driver robberies and being the chauffeur for Stephen Tyler.
  • — Good Scam: A New Jersey man got into a car thinking it was an Uber and was robbed by the driver
  • — Straight And Narrow: Since Stephen moved and got engaged, he is smoking less weed and has started some new wacky business ventures
  • — No Tricks: Stephen recounts his wild ride driving Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler
  • — Breaking Even: Stephen is mining cryptocurrency with computers he built himself
  • — Bad Impressions: Stephen opened for Gilbert Gottfried at his home club and now he's on Gilbert’s shit list
  • — Jello And Rolls: The gang discusses the disgusting food and treatment they've received in hospitals

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Stephen Spinola
Stephen Spinola
Stephen's engagement photos
Stephen's engagement photos
Stephen's pickles and pipes
Stephen's pickles and pipes
Stephen's pickle pipes
Stephen's pickle pipes
Steven Tyler
Steven Tyler
Stephen in his new elf costume Chemda gifted him
Stephen in his new elf costume Chemda gifted him
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried

KATG 2991: Fashionably Gay w/ Ashley Gavin

Chemda is 2 years tumor-free; dating closeted people; diversity in commercials; man shoots own groin in Walmart; TV stealing jokes; reacting to gay comedians; Pope Francis on the fashionability of homosexuality; Baby, It’s Cold Outside banned; Hugh Hefner's auctioned items; problems with exes; TED Talks December 5, 2018
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  • — Football: We have Ashley Gavin in studio celebrating Chemda’s 2-year anniversary of returning to KATG tumor-free
  • — On Brand: Ashley has a history of dating closeted women
  • — The Black Friend: The gang discusses how commercials are cast with forced diversity
  • — Groin, Groin, Gone: An Arizona man carrying a handgun in the waistband of his sweatpants accidentally shot himself in the crotch in the meat department of a Walmart
  • — Collective Consciousness: A popular TV show blatantly stole one of Ashley’s tweets on gun control
  • — Does She Know?: Ashley discusses audience members’ reactions to her being a lesbian
  • — Liar Liar: Pope Francis is worried how being gay is becoming a fashionable new lifestyle that could ruin the Catholic Church
  • — #Rapey: A Cleveland radio station has stopped playing the song Baby, It’s Cold Outside after listeners complained about how antiquated and creepy it is
  • — Mammaries: The late Hugh Hefner’s possessions, including his famed red smoking jacket, his personal Playboy collection, and a ring that held 1 Viagra pill, have been auctioned off
  • — We Don’t Blow Kids: The gang discusses some of the non-negotiables of their previous partners
  • — One Job: Ashley discusses her TED Talk on computer science

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Ashley GavinAshley Gavin

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Ashley Gavin
Ashley Gavin
Chemda returning to the studio, post tumor removal
Chemda returning to the studio, post tumor removal
Pope Francis the trickster
Pope Francis the trickster
The late Hugh Hefner and his red smoking jacket
The late Hugh Hefner and his red smoking jacket

KATG 2990: Regulating Shakes w/ Janelle James and Kyle Ocasio

Keith's girlfriend upgrading his life; how Keith and Kyle fight; The Love Languages; NYC in your 20s; Keith's child disciplining techniques December 4, 2018
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  • — Get Lit Talk Shit: We have Kyle Ocasio and Janelle James in studio with some real talk
  • — Upgrade: Keith's girlfriend Kyle is slyly redecorating his apartment with hand-me-downs
  • — Watch Your Tone: Kyle talks about how her and Keith fight, and the gang discusses The Love Languages
  • — Same Place, Same Time: Chemda, Janelle, and Kyle discuss their parallel experiences with spending their 20s in NYC
  • — Daddy's Home: Keith gives advice on how to discipline children and lets Kyle know how he'd whip that family of hers into shape

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Janelle James
Janelle James
Kyle Ocasio
Kyle Ocasio
Chemda's birthday gifts
Chemda's birthday gifts


Keith’s new set-up
Keith’s new set-up
Previously with the brown shit-pillows
Previously with the brown shit-pillows
The Limelight
The Limelight
Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman

KATG 2989: Sry I Dipped w/ Dan Soder

Therapy; Keith's long-lost friend; weed vs. opioids; Pete Davidson; long-distance relationships December 3, 2018
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  • — Tell Me I’m Good: We have Dan Soder in studio rejecting all compliments and discussing his years of therapy
  • — I’ll Drink For Us Both: Keith recaps the drunken messages he got from a long-lost childhood friend
  • — Trippin': Chemda discusses her recent mushroom trip, and the gang talks about the villainizing of weed and psychedelics while the opioid epidemic continues
  • — Sry I Dipped: Dan is friends with Pete Davidson, and he discusses how to be there for a friend in the public eye
  • — Being Myself: Dan is happily in a long distance relationship

Guests

Dan SoderDan Soder

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Dan Soder
Dan Soder
Keith's beloved picture that Andrea gifted him
Keith's beloved picture that Andrea gifted him
Pete Davidson
Pete Davidson
Arianna Grande
Arianna Grande

KATG 2988: Loose Cannon w/ Mike Cannon

Military dogs and comedy for the troops; challenging masculinity; drugs and alcohol; family fights; tumultuous college years November 30, 2018
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  • — A Skit With The Dog: We have Mike Cannon in studio recounting his experience getting bitten multiple times by a military dog while performing comedy for overseas American troops
  • — Agro: Keith and Mike discuss what challenges their masculinity
  • — Irish Goodbye: Mike discusses his relationship and history with drugs and alcohol
  • — This Isn’t Real: Mike gives his experience of Keith and Kyle’s fight when she was abroad, and Keith knows how to fix the strain between her and her son
  • — Bane Checked: Mike recounts his tumultuous college years where he got in a fistfight with his father, got a ticket for underage drinking, and played illegal poker

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Mike CannonMike Cannon

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Mike Cannon
Mike Cannon

Mike, the comedy tour, and the military dogs
Mike, the comedy tour, and the military dogs
The dog bite
The dog bite
Kyle Ocasio
Kyle Ocasio

KATG 2987: Human Garbage w/ Tracey Carnazzo

Your flag's stars; high school fights; Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade; holiday letters November 29, 2018
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  • — Family Affair: We have Tracey Carnazzo, KATG vs. Kentucky instigator, in studio
  • — The Boxer: Tracey recounts when she was kicked out of school and arrested for fighting
  • — Think Of The Children!: People were outraged after a lesbian kiss was broadcasted during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
  • — Real Shit: The gang discusses the idea of sending truthful holiday letters about their troubled year to family and friends

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Tracey Carnazzo
Tracey Carnazzo
Kentucky Deputy Kevin Sumner, handcuffer of disabled children
Kentucky Deputy Kevin Sumner, handcuffer of disabled children
Students goofing around in the Baraboo School District
Students goofing around in the Baraboo School District
Caitlin Kinnunen and Isabelle McCalla at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
Caitlin Kinnunen and Isabelle McCalla at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

KATG 2986: Used to Hate Him w/ Brother Love

Brother Love's origin story; marrying a fellow musician; Aerosmith, Steven Tyler, and Joe Perry; KATG Polls; dosing your dog November 28, 2018
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  • — First Impressions: We have a KATG classic Brother Love in studio recounting the beginnings for his relationship with Keith and Chemda and the origin of his nickname
  • — Celebrity: Brolo discusses the development of his music career and what it’s like to be married to another professional musician
  • — Trading Scarves: Brolo recounts the time he's spent with Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler and discusses the recent health scare of guitarist Joe Perry
  • — The Results Are In: 41% of KATG listeners have looked through their partner's computer or cell phone, and 26% have participated in group therapy. Brolo recounts growing up with a mother who was also a therapist.
  • — Man's Best Friend: Brolo uses CBD oil and edibles to calm his dog down when he's traveling. The gang discusses explaining legalized weed to children.

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Brother LoveBrother Love

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Brother Love
Brother Love
Brolo's wife Sarah Tomek
Brolo's wife Sarah Tomek
Sarah and Steven Tyler
Sarah and Steven Tyler
Aerosmith
Aerosmith
Joe Perry
Joe Perry
Kiss
Kiss
The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones

KATG 2985: Ten Seconds to Love w/ Christian Finnegan

Women's stubbornness with medicine; post-election thoughts; rape culture and music; Dwight Howard and Masin Elijé; Trump, the transgender community, and electromagnetic; anonymous man pays off strangers' Walmart layaway items; Can You Ever Forgive Me? and Melissa McCarthy November 27, 2018
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  • — What Women Want: We have Christian Finnegan in studio discussing Keith’s theory that women, in general, are too stubborn to take medicine for temporary ailments
  • — Stand By You: Christian gives a recap of his post-election thoughts, and the gang listens to a horrible musician cover Stand by Me at a Trump rally
  • — Baby, It's Cold Outside: The gang discusses how much rape culture is ingrained in music
  • — Evolving: Trans woman Masin Elijé outed basketball player Dwight Howard after they broke up because both Howard and a pastor who works for him were threatening her with violence to stay silent
  • — Cynical And Stupid: Trump has asked the Supreme Court to fast-track the banning of trans people in the military. The gang discusses how people remain in denial on a large scale and an individual basis.
  • — Smart As Einstein: The gang listens to a clip of Trump talking to a Navy officer about alternative energy where he clearly has no understanding of the words he is saying
  • — Trying To Go Viral: An anonymous Vermont man picked up everyone's layaway tabs in a Walmart store for Christmas. The gang discusses good and bad gift-givers.
  • — Falling Into Shit: Keith loved the movie Can You Ever Forgive Me?, and Chemda and Christian get into a debate over Melissa McCarthy’s agency in what roles she takes in movies

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Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan


Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay
Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard
Masin Elijé
Masin Elijé
Kambri Crews and her book about her father
Kambri Crews and her book about her father
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler


Melissa McCarthy
Melissa McCarthy

KATG 2984: The Picture w/ J.P. McDade and Conor Delehanty

Keith high on next-level weed; Keith's pregnancy scare; Thanksgiving and family traumatizing; Jeopardy!; Chemda's cleanliness; family DNA results; the brilliance of laminated porn November 26, 2018
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  • — U!S!A!: We have full-blooded Americans J.P. McDade and Conor Delehanty in studio doing their finest impressions
  • — And The Kitchen Sink: Chemda gave Keith a new and very strong strain of weed and got him insanely high
  • — Butter Up That Staircase: Keith and his girlfriend had a pregnancy scare. The gang discusses past scares.
  • — View On The Balcony: Keith and Chemda went to Xerxes's house for Thanksgiving. They discuss his unconventional meat cooking techniques and how Xerxes “hides” weed smoking from his daughter.
  • — This Is Jeopardy: Keith learns how bad he is at Jeopardy!
  • — Where’s Waldo With Garbage: The gang re-visits Chemda’s controversial picture of her home that she posted to promote a sponsor
  • — Heritage: @queenozymandias on Twitter shared a story about her family, who prides themselves on being Italian, finding out over thanksgiving that they are not Italian after all. Keith recounts his father’s reaction to his Ancestry.com results.
  • — Family Matters: We read listener Zara’s email regarding her friend who lives at home with a mother who doesn’t approve of her fiancé.
  • — Meanwhile, quarterback Aaron Rodgers got trashed by his younger brother on Twitter for not paying enough attention to his family during the California fires.
  • — Genius: Conor had a friend growing up that would laminate porn so that he could take it in the shower with him

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J.P. McDade
J.P. McDade
Conor Delehanty
Conor Delehanty
Sebastian Maniscalco
Sebastian Maniscalco
Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay
The Picture
The Picture
The Boss
The Boss

Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers
Shots fired
Shots fired
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