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3991: Keith Malley, Silver Dragon w/ Robert Alvarez

The greatest psychic ever is back! And Robert Alvarez is here too! (WINK) Keith, Chemda, and Robert join forces to figure out the future of Mike, one of their greatest interns. They also take calls, do speed-readings, and deal with April pendejos. August 6, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Keith wants Jerlyn back
  • — Dealing with April fools
  • — Osbournes Reloaded
  • — Claircognizance
  • — The birth of Street View
  • — Should MTA employees have tried harder to stop a rape?
  • — Robert’s polyamorousness
  • — The Silver Dragon Keith Malley predicts the ending of Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love
  • — Jen calls in to see if her grandfather died upset with her
  • — What happens when we die and what does David sound like?
  • — Robert tells Jen that she needs to forgive someone to be able to conceive a child
  • — Today’s tarot card desks
  • — Scott calls regarding physically leaving his brother behind
  • — Zara on feeling alone after a big move
  • — Robert reads Mike the Intern
  • — Psychic competitions
  • — Robert vs. Rachael Ray
  • — KATG speed readings
  • — Robert’s sexual checklist
  • — Keith’s stand-up: New-School Sex

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3990: The KATG 76-Hour Marathon: The Witching Hour w/ Robert Alvarez and “friends”

Today we play a section from Keith and Chemda’s record-breaking 76-hour marathon featuring Witch Robert Alvarez (that’s okay to say) psychically reading in-studio guests as well as callers over the phone. From love, money, and travels to something else I’m sure, it all gets covered. Also, there’s animosity in the room, but Robert can’t be deterred from rising above it all. August 4, 2026
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  • — Listeners suggest Liz left Keith to be with his father’s lost gold
  • — KATG.com/tattoos
  • — Robert Alvarez’s 3 lovers (and a spell to not be seen)
  • — Criminal defense lawyer Josh the Jew on his wife not being kosher and his aggression toward Robert
  • — Listener readings
  • — Predicting the ending to Lost/Intern Emmy aka Sexy PotatoE (RIP) talks with Robert about her future
  • — Keith, Robert, and Psychic Guide David discuss the practical implementation of Keith’s Justice
  • — The one time Robert was (only kinda) wrong
  • — 27-year-old virgin Scott Perez Fox’s romantic and sexual future
  • — Keith vs. Chemda aka Bruno vs. Emmy
  • — F-MOS asks if he’s with the right woman/Robert feels 100% no negative energy regarding KATG’s Patrice
  • — Robert is asked if KATG’s marathon will make it on digg.com’s homepage (Spoiler: Robert says yes but to give it a month. KATG was #1 that very day)
  • — Centering Oneself: Robert deals with EatsPaste, other bullshit, and forums negativity
  • — Josh the Jew returns more humbly to ask about his new home, leading to Robert calling Josh “a prick”
  • — Emmy returns with follow-up questions because Robert broke her brain
  • — F-MOS x fuse
  • — EatsPaste caught cheating in this year’s stand-up contest

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