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2761: Levels

with Lenny Marcus – Being nervous about assault accusations; marriage, baby-making, neatness, and age differences; Gary Oldman’s 5th marriage; Utah; Lady Bird reviewed; Charles Manson died; AC/DC’s Malcolm Young died; David Cassidy in critical condition; the Uber tip jar thief is angry; London buses will run on coffee; Wu-Tang Clan files suit against Woof-Tang Clan November 21, 2017

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  • — Hello, Friend: Lenny Marcus is in studio, nervous about the accusations of so many sexual predators
  • — Beat The Clock: Married for just over a year, Lenny discusses getting his sperm tested for baby-making purposes
  • — Nothing But A Number: Actor Gary Oldman married writer and art curator Gisele Schmidt in his 5th marriage
  • — Clean And Cutesy: Lenny recounts his experience performing stand-up at a clean club owned by a swinger couple in Utah
  • — The Open Cabinet Theory: Lenny is overly neat while his much younger wife is the opposite. :O
  • — 0% On Keith’s Tomatoes: Keith wishes he could at least understand the appeal of the hit movie Lady Bird. Lenny discusses how he no longer goes to movies and theorizes that it’s because TV is now better.
  • — I Am Crime: Cult leader and murderer Charles Manson died at age 83
  • — Don’t Fear The Reaper: Malcolm Young, rhythm guitarist and co-founder of AC/DC, died of dementia at age 64. Ex-teen idol David Cassidy is in critical condition with kidney and liver failure.
  • — Bad Attitude: Gabrielle Canales, the teen caught on camera stealing money from an Uber driver’s tip jar, issued public statements that don’t make her look good
  • — This Bus Is Running Decaf: London’s red double-decker buses will soon run on a biofuel partly made from old coffee grounds
  • — Nuthing Ta Fuck Wit: Wu-Tang Clan rapper RZA filed suit over dog-walking company Woof-Tang Clan

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Lenny MarcusLenny Marcus

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Lenny Marcus
Lenny Marcus
Gary Oldman and Gisele Schmidt, Wife #5
Gary Oldman and Gisele Schmidt, Wife #5
Charles Manson
Charles Manson

The Manson Family murderers smiling in court
The Manson Family murderers smiling in court
AC/DC's Malcolm Young
AC/DC's Malcolm Young
David Cassidy
David Cassidy

Gabrielle Canales
Gabrielle Canales
Wu-Tang Clan rapper RZA
Wu-Tang Clan rapper RZA
The Wu-Tang Clan logo
The Wu-Tang Clan logo
The Woof-Tang Clan logo
The Woof-Tang Clan logo
The ODB album cover
The ODB album cover
The Woof-Tang Clan t-shirt
The Woof-Tang Clan t-shirt

2760: *click*

with Dustin Noack – Dating Andrea Allan; working in a movie theater; Hollywood news including Get Out nominated for Best Comedy or Musical in the Golden Globes; Tom Sizemore sexually assaults 11-year-old actress; Russell Simmons and Brett Ratner rape 17-year-old model; Jeffrey Tambor leaves transparent after sexually assaulting co-workers; Lena Dunham apologizes for defending Girls writer for sexual assault; Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback grabbed female Uber driver’s crotch; Ohio anti-LBGT lawmaker caught having sex with a man; mom marries daughter after marrying son; The South explained; loving Andrea Allan November 20, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Andrea’s Sex Toy: Dustin Noack, Andrea Allan’s boyfriend, is in studio
  • — The Long Con: Dustin explains his experience with Andrea’s pranks
  • — The Movie Guests: Dustin, who works in a movie theater, recounts the shenanigans he encounters from finding people blatantly having sex to customers pulling out knives
  • — Movie Time with Keith and Dustin: Keith and Dustin discuss the latest Hollywood news and offerings, including the film Get Out being categorized as a “comedy or musical” in the Golden Globes
  • — Vomitous: Actor Tom Sizemore got kicked off of the set of the movie Born Killers in 2003 after he touched the genitals of an 11-year-old-girl actress. Allegations have come out that Russell Simmons was involved in the rape of 17-year-old model Claussen Khalighi with his friend Brett Ratner. Jeffrey Tambor has left the set of Transparent after 2 trans women, Tracey Lysette and Van Barnes, have outed him for sexual assault.
  • — Girls: Lena Dunham has apologized for defending Girls writer Murray Miller who was accused of sexually assaulting actress Aurora Perrineau
  • — Apologize For My Demeanor: Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Jameis Winston half-defended grabbing the crotch of a female Uber driver
  • — Doth Protest Too Much: Wes Goodman, Ohio lawmaker who is openly anti-LGBT, has been caught having sex with a man in his office
  • — Come Back Home: 26-year-old Misty Spann married her own mother Patricia, who married her son before that
  • — Southern Man: Dustin explains his experience growing up and feeling alienated in Virginia. The gang discusses The South, and Andrea Allan comes on the mic to talk about her visit to Dustin’s hometown.
  • — Uptown Girl: Dustin recounts telling Andrea that he loves her and her very heartbreaking comedic response

Guests

Dustin NoackDustin Noack

Pictures

Dustin Noack
Dustin Noack
Gal Gadot, Dustin's inspiration
Gal Gadot, Dustin's inspiration
A comedy/musical
A comedy/musical





Tom Sizemore
Tom Sizemore
Russell Simmons and Brett Ratner
Russell Simmons and Brett Ratner
Claussen Khalighi, victim of Brett Ratner and Russell Simmons
Claussen Khalighi, victim of Brett Ratner and Russell Simmons
Jeffrey Tambor
Jeffrey Tambor
Van Barnes, victim of Jeffrey Tambor
Van Barnes, victim of Jeffrey Tambor
Tracey Lysette, victim of Jeffrey Tambor
Tracey Lysette, victim of Jeffrey Tambor
Lena Dunham
Lena Dunham
Murray Miller
Murray Miller
Aurora Perrineau, victim of Murray Miller
Aurora Perrineau, victim of Murray Miller
Jameis Winston, crotch grabber
Jameis Winston, crotch grabber
Sylvester Stallone and his bodyguard Michael De Luca
Sylvester Stallone and his bodyguard Michael De Luca
Wes Goodman
Wes Goodman
Patricia and Misty Spann, mother and daughter/married couple
Patricia and Misty Spann, mother and daughter/married couple
Patricia Spann's son and ex-husband
Patricia Spann's son and ex-husband

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