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3026: The Adams Family

The Rise of David Assman; Keith, Chemda, and Valentine's Day; Keith, Chuck E. Cheese's, and the new kids; puppies eating sex toys and road rage against an ex; Aunt Chemda's nephew; Dina Lohan to marry complete stranger; Robert De Niro's meltdown; Alita: Battle Angel and The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part reviewed; Michelle Rodriguez defends Liam Neeson's racism; Empire's Jussie Smollett's seemingly made up hate crime; Ryan Adams' underage sexting and abusive behavior; Anthony Weiner out of jail February 18, 2019

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Show Notes

  • — Double Down: Keith and Chemda are in studio getting an update on David Assman’s stance against the government for not allowing him to have his last name on his license plate
  • — St. Valentine: Keith and Chemda recount their Valentine's Day activities and gift exchanges
  • — She’s On It: Keith recounts his trip to Chuck E. Cheese's with his girlfriend and her children
  • — This Made The News: British woman Jenna Crosier accidentally accepted a neighbor's package when the neighbor wasn't home but then her puppy ripped it apart and chewed on what was inside: a sex toy. Another British woman, Julie, was involved in a road rage fight and realized partway through it that the other driver was her ex-husband who she hadn’t seen in 20 years.
  • — Auntie Chemda: Handicapable Chemda went to Long Island to spend time with her very active nephew Max
  • — Celebrities Do The Darndest Things: Dina Lohan revealed to her Celebrity Big Brother roommates that she has been in a 5-year relationship with — and plans to marry — a man whom she has never met in person. Meanwhile, Robert De Niro had a hissy fit outside of the Manhattan courthouse because his driver wasn’t showing up at the right place while paparazzi were bothering him.
  • — Whacking Off In Row 3: Keith discusses Alita: Battle Angel and reviews The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
  • — Hate-Fucking: Michelle Rodriguez defended Liam Neeson's seemingly racist past by saying he can't be racist based on the deep tongue-kissing he gave Viola Davis in Widows
  • — MAGA Country: New information has surfaced in the investigation of the dubious hate crime committed against Empire's Jussie Smollett
  • — Oops Where’s This Gonna Go: The New York Times came out with details of singer/songwriter Ryan Adams abusive, manipulative, and underage-sexting past, which includes Mandy Moore and a 14-year-old girl. Keith explains the difference between Ryan Adams and Bryan Adams.
  • — Hard Time: Pedophile Anthony Weiner is out of jail after serving 15 months of his 21-month sentence for sexting a 15-year-old girl

Pictures

David Assman taking back the power
David Assman taking back the power
Andrea's beautiful gift
Andrea's beautiful gift
Kyle and Keith
Kyle and Keith

The suspicious Chuck E. Cheese's pizza
The suspicious Chuck E. Cheese's pizza

Shane Dawson, the YouTuber who busted the Chuck E. Cheese's case wide open
Shane Dawson, the YouTuber who busted the Chuck E. Cheese's case wide open
Dina Lohan
Dina Lohan
Robert De Niro
Robert De Niro


Michelle Rodriguez
Michelle Rodriguez
Liam Neeson not being racist with Viola Davis
Liam Neeson not being racist with Viola Davis
Jussie Smollett
Jussie Smollett
Abimbola 'Abel' and Olabinjo 'Ola' Osundairo, the men who Jussie allegedly paid to assault him
Abimbola 'Abel' and Olabinjo 'Ola' Osundairo, the men who Jussie allegedly paid to assault him
Ryan Adams, the creep
Ryan Adams, the creep
Bryan Adams, the angel
Bryan Adams, the angel
Jenny Lewis and Phoebe Bridgers, victims or Ryan Adams
Jenny Lewis and Phoebe Bridgers, victims or Ryan Adams

3025: Reality Blows w/ Nick Maritato

Weight watchers; facial hair; reality TV; food addiction; video games with your students; El Chapo found guilty February 14, 2019

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Show Notes

  • — Weight Watcher: We have Nick Maritato in studio recounting his year-long process of losing weight on the ketogenic diet
  • — The Penis You Could Show: Nick has been growing his beard out. Flippantly, he asked his girlfriend if she likes it. She's been hating it.
  • — The Real World: Nick hosts a podcast about reality TV with his girlfriend. He explains his TV obsession.
  • — Never Full: Nick and Chemda discuss how food addiction manifests itself in their lives
  • — Inappropriate Internet Conduct: Brooklyn gym teacher Brett Belsky was fired after it was discovered he was playing Fortnite with his students as a reward for getting their work done
  • — The Lawyer In Sleepers: El Chapo, the notorious Mexican drug lord, has been found guilty on all 10 charges at his NYC trail

Guests

Nick MaritatoNick Maritato

Pictures

Nick Maritato
Nick Maritato
Nick and Ashley's podcast
Nick and Ashley's podcast

The original cast of The Real World
The original cast of The Real World
The late Pedro Zamora
The late Pedro Zamora
Brett Belsky, Fortnite gym teacher
Brett Belsky, Fortnite gym teacher
El Chapo
El Chapo

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